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 mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 03 Nov 16 9.48am |
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Originally posted by dannyh
Slightly off topic of trendy re-hashed beers for the top knot brigade, but people who drive at ten miles an hour below the speed limit really f*** me off. They are the most self centered selfish uptight pricks in Christendom. They are the cause of most accidents on the motorways and A roads of the UK. You sit there behind some bingo playing octogenarian bint doing 50 MPH just waiting for a gap big enough to get past them, and because you're so pissed off at their complete lack of appreciation for other road users, you take risks you normally wouldn't,so you bury your right foot through the car fire wall in an effort to fly past, and vent your spleen at the old wnker behind the wheel........only it was a blind bend and you didn't see the lorry and SPLAT. that's you shuffling off this mortal coil, while driving Miss Daisy comments on how fast you were going. GRIPS MY s***. !! Edited by dannyh (03 Nov 2016 8.57am) Again, slightly off topic, but linked to this....I found this lovely little florist recently; fantastic choice of flowers, bouquets, cards and so on. And cheap? You didn't actually have to pay anything as no one was serving. Only bad thing about it was it was right on a blind bend.
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 03 Nov 16 9.55am |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Impatient drivers You spelt competent wrong.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 03 Nov 16 10.07am |
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Originally posted by dannyh
Slightly off topic of trendy re-hashed beers for the top knot brigade, but people who drive at ten miles an hour below the speed limit really f*** me off. They are the most self centered selfish uptight pricks in Christendom. They are the cause of most accidents on the motorways and A roads of the UK. You sit there behind some bingo playing octogenarian bint doing 50 MPH just waiting for a gap big enough to get past them, and because you're so pissed off at their complete lack of appreciation for other road users, you take risks you normally wouldn't,so you bury your right foot through the car fire wall in an effort to fly past, and vent your spleen at the old wnker behind the wheel........only it was a blind bend and you didn't see the lorry and SPLAT. that's you shuffling off this mortal coil, while driving Miss Daisy comments on how fast you were going. GRIPS MY s***. !! Edited by dannyh (03 Nov 2016 8.57am) Can I ask what car you drive? Please don't tell me you are one of the audi / merc / bmw lights blazing at lunchtime driving up people's arse brigade
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 03 Nov 16 10.21am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Can I ask what car you drive? Please don't tell me you are one of the audi / merc / bmw lights blazing at lunchtime driving up people's arse brigade Guilty in as much as I have a BMW 330i M Convertible, but I mainly drive a Land Rover discovery and I don't drive at Lunchtime being a simple Squaddie. However when I'm trying to make kick off and some dickhead on A303 is driving at 50 to pass a caravan, hence blocking both lanes my piss doth boil over.
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| paperhat croydon 03 Nov 16 4.36pm |
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people (or more to the point, the parents of people) that choose to spell there somewhat normal name a different way, such as Kerstee,Mandi etc
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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| Part Time James 03 Nov 16 4.42pm |
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Originally posted by paperhat
people (or more to the point, the parents of people) that choose to spell there somewhat normal name a different way, such as Kerstee,Mandi etc Aimee is another one. Complete overkill on the vowels. There's also Irish names like Siobhan and Saoirse. How the hell are us mere mortals supposed to know they should actually be Shuvon and Seahorser?
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 03 Nov 16 4.48pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Aimee is another one. Complete overkill on the vowels. There's also Irish names like Siobhan and Saoirse. How the hell are us mere mortals supposed to know they should actually be Shuvon and Seahorser? Being nosey here PTJ, but do you have brothers called Full Time, Freelance and Laid Off?
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| Part Time James 03 Nov 16 4.49pm |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Being nosey here PTJ, but do you have brothers called Full Time, Freelance and Laid Off? Haha. The "Part Time" in my username refers to my own admission that I'm a sh*t Palace fan that doesn't go often enough!
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 03 Nov 16 4.56pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Haha. The "Part Time" in my username refers to my own admission that I'm a sh*t Palace fan that doesn't go often enough! Disappointed. I had this vision of your parents calling every child they had James, then wondering how to tell them apart.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 03 Nov 16 5.11pm |
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Chavvy as f*** double barrel first names . Two examples I know of is kaydee- leigh and bunni-may
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 03 Nov 16 5.19pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Aimee is another one. Complete overkill on the vowels. There's also Irish names like Siobhan and Saoirse. How the hell are us mere mortals supposed to know they should actually be Shuvon and Seahorser? I believe it's pronounced 'Sorsha'. Add in c*nts with surnames like Featherstonehaugh, Beauchamp and Cholmondley.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 03 Nov 16 5.25pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Chavvy as f*** double barrel first names . Two examples I know of is kaydee- leigh and bunni-may Parents who give their daughters boys' names with an extra letter or two at the end (Nigella, Edwina, Paula, Simone and others).
Edited by Cucking Funt (03 Nov 2016 5.25pm)
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