Breaking news Steve Parish had dug around the sofa and found 2 one pound coins and a stale mint.

We have bid £30m for CG on the never never and will pay the full amount after we have won the PL for the 2nd time and he gets his 100th cap for England.

One more point

I’m pretty sure Roy wouldn’t have tried playing Eze and Olise together. They offer very little out of possession. And a big part of our current problems on the pitch. But then you look at the squad and there aren’t too many viable alternatives

Old, Ungifted and White

There is plenty of options he can try but chooses not too, yet,
if we do get CG lets hope its the one from the first half of the season not the last, PV has a habit of making decent players worse, lets hope we see something to give us some confidence today. that we are not heading for relegation COYP

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Luka, Jairo and Hughes used to be reasonable CM players, not brilliant but decent, then PV got hold of them and seemed to ruin what ability/confidence that they had.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Yet most of the other bottom half clubs have managed to do deals

Yes would make you wonder, how hard it really is or just how difficult Parish is .