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I think this 'man' should have a drink in the Fox and Hounds in West Croydon and see how he mingles with the locals. Would be an interesting social experiment.

Also, I reckon Part Time James would.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 02 Mar 17 1.55pm

Ohh dear - must make progressives everywhere so proud.

 


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Originally posted by matt_himself

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I think this 'man' should have a drink in the Fox and Hounds in West Croydon and see how he mingles with the locals. Would be an interesting social experiment.

Also, I reckon Part Time James would.

How 'he' didn't give a nod to either David Bowie or Marilyn Manson for the idea I don't know.

I probably wouldn't, I prefer an abundance of genitalia to a lack of, however, I'd quite like to become a sexless alien myself and might start a crowd funding page.

 




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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 02 Mar 17 3.10pm

Only in America. They have far more nuts than Brazil

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 02 Mar 17 6.17pm

Would

 


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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 02 Mar 17 7.56pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Originally posted by matt_himself

Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien.

Are you Tom Six?

 




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View Tim Gypsy Hill '64's Profile Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Flag Stoke sub normal 02 Mar 17 9.26pm Send a Private Message to Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Add Tim Gypsy Hill '64 as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien.

When did an anus become genital? Was this part of the LGBT agenda? Did I miss something?

 


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View HeathMan's Profile HeathMan Flag Purley 03 Mar 17 12.08am Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien.


When did an anus become genital? Was this part of the LGBT agenda? Did I miss something?

The danger is that he visits the UK. From Gatwick "whatever" could go north or south. Going north would provide us with a totally S... referee; going south he would be entirely safe when meeting coastal people.

 

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 03 Mar 17 6.25am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Tim Gypsy Hill '64

When did an anus become genital? Was this part of the LGBT agenda? Did I miss something?

I am not saying that the anus should be considered a genital, I think that for the true alien makeover, this 'man' should seal his anus. Then 'he' really does cease being human.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 03 Mar 17 6.25am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Are you Tom Six?

Er, no. What have you heard?

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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View Qwijibo's Profile Qwijibo Flag Bournemouth 03 Mar 17 7.59am Send a Private Message to Qwijibo Add Qwijibo as a friend

Do you think gender-less, anus-sealed aliens look at him and think, "weirdo".

 

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