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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
What do a Christmas tree and a 50 year old p**** have in common? Words greatest bar.. Edited by Michaelawt85 (28 Jun 2017 4.42pm) There are exceptions, I assure you, darlin'
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Doctor, doctor, I've got a load of sponge, jelly, marinated raspberries, custard, cream and a cherry stuck up me bum. Doctor: please don't trifle with me. [I just made that up - probably needs a bit of work, but not bad, eh? Alternative punchlines: "That's not a trifling matter" or "Don't worry; I'll have it out in a trifle"]
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Originally posted by YT
Doctor, doctor, I've got a load of sponge, jelly, marinated raspberries, custard, cream and a cherry stuck up me bum. Doctor: please don't trifle with me. [I just made that up - probably needs a bit of work, but not bad, eh? Alternative punchlines: "That's not a trifling matter" or "Don't worry; I'll have it out in a trifle"] Wanna hear a joke about my pussy?
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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A woman came in to my shop and asked for a double entendre. So I gave her one .
Shed 7 - Maroon 5 . A real end to end encounter ! |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? I reckon I'll f**ger it out...
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? ...or ever find it.
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Originally posted by Sportyteacher
...or ever find it. Surgeons can do almost anything these days
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I am hoping that a smile a day will prevent me waking up after surgery in either the Summers or the Coney Ward.
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The AJ. Smooth head for effortless entry into the box (comes with an easy going down option) with adjustable speed. Unique feature of this model is if used in the "Brighton" area one can score all f*****g night. Comes with free magic hat.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Dyslexic lesbian duo on tonight's top of the pops performing the Tony Christie hit 'show me the way to ram a dildo'
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