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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 7.34pm

'My wife went to a concert in South East Asia'
'Singapore?'
'Yes,and the band weren't much good either!'


You get the idea.....I'm expecting Mr D'Eagle to be posting an awful lot on this thread!!!

 

I know you are but what am I?

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teejay61 Flag The Cup of Sid 18 May 08 7.38pm Send a Private Message to teejay61 Add teejay61 as a friend

What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup ??

You can roast beef but you can't..........

 

Supporting the mighty CPFC since September 1971
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 7.44pm

whats the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

A goldfish mucks about in fountains and a goat f***s about in mountains

 
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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 7.49pm

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh!

 

I know you are but what am I?

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john_the_eagle Flag Amsterdam 18 May 08 7.56pm

What do you call a Deer with no eyes?

No idea.

 

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JOHN THE EAGLE RIP 23/05/10
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 8.02pm

there was a breakout at Beijing zoo...

twas PANDAmoneum

 
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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 8.03pm

2 cows standing in a field.
One says to the other....
'Are you worried about this mad cow disease?'
The other says 'Why would I worry? I'm a tractor!'

 

I know you are but what am I?

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LiamC Flag Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 18 May 08 8.13pm

Two eggs are in a frying pan, the first egg says, 'f*** me it's hot in here', the second screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, A TALKING EGG!!!'

 

I'll f*ck you 'til you love me, f*ggot!
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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 8.31pm

Man 1.'My wife went to Indonesia'
Man 2. 'Jakarta?'
Man1.'No,she flew!'

 

I know you are but what am I?

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YoDougie Flag London 18 May 08 8.39pm Send a Private Message to YoDougie Add YoDougie as a friend

"Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains"

"Pull yourself together man"

 
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.04pm

"me and the wife went to the Carribean"
"Jamaica"
"No, she went of her own accord"

 
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.04pm

I went to Hawaii
Honalulu?
No, On a surfboard

 
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