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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 7.34pm |
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'My wife went to a concert in South East Asia'
'Singapore?'
'Yes,and the band weren't much good either!'
You get the idea.....I'm expecting Mr D'Eagle to be posting an awful lot on this thread!!!
I know you are but what am I?
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 teejay61  The Cup of Sid 18 May 08 7.38pm |
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What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup ??
You can roast beef but you can't..........
Supporting the mighty CPFC since September 1971
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nickgusset  Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 7.44pm |
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whats the difference between a goldfish and a goat?
A goldfish mucks about in fountains and a goat f***s about in mountains
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 7.49pm |
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh!
I know you are but what am I?
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john_the_eagle  Amsterdam 18 May 08 7.56pm |
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What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No idea.
"I have said many times before I would play here all my life if I could. " - Julian Speroni, 17th May 2010
JOHN THE EAGLE RIP 23/05/10
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 8.02pm |
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there was a breakout at Beijing zoo...
twas PANDAmoneum
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 8.03pm |
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2 cows standing in a field.
One says to the other....
'Are you worried about this mad cow disease?'
The other says 'Why would I worry? I'm a tractor!'
I know you are but what am I?
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| LiamC Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 18 May 08 8.13pm |
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Two eggs are in a frying pan, the first egg says, 'f*** me it's hot in here', the second screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, A TALKING EGG!!!'
I'll f*ck you 'til you love me, f*ggot!
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 8.31pm |
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Man 1.'My wife went to Indonesia'
Man 2. 'Jakarta?'
Man1.'No,she flew!'
I know you are but what am I?
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| YoDougie London 18 May 08 8.39pm |
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"Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains"
"Pull yourself together man"
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.04pm |
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"me and the wife went to the Carribean"
"Jamaica"
"No, she went of her own accord"
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.04pm |
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I went to Hawaii
Honalulu?
No, On a surfboard
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.05pm |
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some books...
Falling off a ladder by Mr Step
and
Falling off a cliff by Eileen Dover
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.15pm |
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Doctor I think i'm the invisible man
Doctor "who said that"
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| palaceeagles london 18 May 08 9.15pm |
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Doctor Doctor Iv got 59 seconds to live!
-Ill be with you in a minute...
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------CPFC-----
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| palaceeagles london 18 May 08 9.17pm |
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Knock KNock
Whos there
Pizza
Pizza who?
Petes a friend of mine
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who =] [Link]
----RED BLUE----
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 9.22pm |
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Doctor:'I,ve got some good news and some bad news!'
Patient:'What's the bad news?'
Doctor:'You've got a week to live.'
Patient:'What's the good news?'
Doctor:'Well,you see that nurse with the big tits over there?I'm taking her out tonight!'
I know you are but what am I?
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.38pm |
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.43pm |
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dr dr people keep ignoring me
next
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dendownunder  victoria 18 May 08 9.51pm |
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Whats big and red and eats rocks???
A big red rock eater
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