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 sickboy  Deal or Croydon 18 Dec 16 11.34am |
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Not waking up with a hangover after an all day sesh. Result. Although i may still be drunk so hell is waiting for me later.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 19 Dec 16 12.33am |
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A song you can't stop listening / dancing to... This week's choice.. rudimentals remix of human by rag n bone man... Absolute quality
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 19 Dec 16 12.38pm |
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A s***e when you don't have to wipe you're arse. Unforgettable, fantastic. Absolutely bloody marvellous. No really. Makes life worth living.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 19 Dec 16 1.20pm |
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waking up with a chubby so fierce you could knock a door down with it(or put the wife in a wheelchair) Although I suppose it could also be in the 'things that annoy you thread ' ?
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 19 Dec 16 2.17pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
waking up with a chubby so fierce you could knock a door down with it(or put the wife in a wheelchair) Although I suppose it could also be in the 'things that annoy you thread ' ? Especially if you have nodded off on the bus/train/tram.
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| Part Time James 19 Dec 16 2.20pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
A s***e when you don't have to wipe you're arse. Unforgettable, fantastic. Absolutely bloody marvellous. No really. Makes life worth living. I concur. When you pull your pants up already calculating what you can do with your free minutes you've just accumulated. Time is precious and when I think back to how much of my life I have spent wiping my bum, it really makes me appreciate the times I don't have to.
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| Part Time James 19 Dec 16 2.21pm |
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Originally posted by sickboy
Especially if you have nodded off on the bus/train/tram. Funny you should say that. I rarely have saucy dreams but in my 20 minute train journey home from work I always have a good kip and have the most graphic fanny eating dreams.
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 19 Dec 16 4.28pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
A s***e when you don't have to wipe you're arse. Unforgettable, fantastic. Absolutely bloody marvellous. No really. Makes life worth living. Known as a "ghostie", "angel poo" or "ninja".
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| Part Time James 19 Dec 16 4.34pm |
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Originally posted by sickboy
Known as a "ghostie", "angel poo" or "ninja". There is a difference between a ghost and a phantom. I believe a ghost poo is when it's in the bowl but you don't need to wipe. A phantom requires no wipe and also there's no trace of it in the bowl leaving you wondering whether or not you actually went.
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 19 Dec 16 4.52pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
There is a difference between a ghost and a phantom. I believe a ghost poo is when it's in the bowl but you don't need to wipe. A phantom requires no wipe and also there's no trace of it in the bowl leaving you wondering whether or not you actually went. You are quite correct. Apologies.
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| Hoof Hearted 20 Dec 16 12.55pm | |
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Watching Anchorman.... That clip is hilarious! NSFW (T1ts are mentioned)
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| Part Time James 20 Dec 16 1.21pm |
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Originally posted by sickboy
You are quite correct. Apologies. No man, I'm not the poo police, I'm just repeating what I had heard. Don't worry, I don't go round correcting people about their poo-naming conventions. I was just running my mouth.
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