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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 26 Nov 16 2.51pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Reads like one of those exam questions you have to 're arrange into the correct sequence

This actually made me laugh out loud.

Chapeau

 


Vive le Roy!

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 27 Nov 16 10.32pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

When your mate comes round to quote for two new fence panels and tells you one of them doesn't need replacing.

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 27 Nov 16 10.57pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

When someone on here takes something I say seriously. Joyous.

 




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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 29 Nov 16 3.34pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

When someone on here takes something I say seriously. Joyous.

...does that mean then that you didn't have that dead rodent removed from your colon?

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship. - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 29 Nov 16 3.44pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

...does that mean then that you didn't have that dead rodent removed from your colon?

Nope, it's still there.

 




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View Andy_G's Profile Andy_G Flag Wimbledon 30 Nov 16 11.57am Send a Private Message to Andy_G Add Andy_G as a friend

Originally posted by Lofty3rgj

The smell of napalm in the morning, ..

Laugh out loud at this, please there's only me in the office at the moment.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 30 Nov 16 7.03pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Sound of crumbs going up the Hoover.. strangely satisfying

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Nov 16 7.59pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

finding a tin of old s***e in the van that'll do the job (& save you 30 quid)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Nov 16 8.00pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

chips

with gravy or curryy sauce

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (30 Nov 2016 8.01pm)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Nov 16 8.03pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Sound of crumbs going up the Hoover.. strangely satisfying

not as good as a big fat spider .
best bit is when the buggers hang on for a second, then go up the nozzle, legs straight oot

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (30 Nov 2016 8.04pm)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 30 Nov 16 11.09pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

not as good as a big fat spider .
best bit is when the buggers hang on for a second, then go up the nozzle, legs straight oot

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (30 Nov 2016 8.04pm)

Oh no. The sound and feel of it makes me go funny.

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Dec 16 8.31am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

actually wanting to watch MOTD on sunday morning !

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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