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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Jul 17 12.47pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

If Jamie had all the answers then perhaps he'd be God and I'd convert to Jamieism. Still, interesting debate this even if I do proclaim not to care either way.

Answers aren't the important bit, the questions are.

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 03 Jul 17 12.49pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

In which case its probably better that there is no creator who laid down the great stone slab that provides... given how human and ant interactions tend to work out.

There's also the multi-cultural problems between red and black ants to consider.

 


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Part Time James Flag 03 Jul 17 12.55pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

There's also the multi-cultural problems between red and black ants to consider.

Well the red ants have been saying some bloke build the paving slab. The black ones have a fanciful story about it being a concrete manifestation of the souls of millions of ants that died in the "Great Kettle Incident".

 




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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 03 Jul 17 12.57pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

There's also the multi-cultural problems between red and black ants to consider.

There is no problem until one discovers the nest of the other. As far as I know, no ant authority makes red and black live together.

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 03 Jul 17 12.59pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Well the red ants have been saying some bloke build the paving slab. The black ones have a fanciful story about it being a concrete manifestation of the souls of millions of ants that died in the "Great Kettle Incident".

The ant comparison would work better if we imagined what an ant understood of the universe. His observation would come only slightly lower on the scale than ours.

 

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Part Time James Flag 03 Jul 17 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

The ant comparison would work better if we imagined what an ant understood of the universe. His observation would come only slightly lower on the scale than ours.

I was just trying to come up with a more ludicrous concern than whether there's a God or not. Turns out I was defeated by that challenge.

 




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Part Time James Flag 03 Jul 17 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

There is no problem until one discovers the nest of the other. As far as I know, no ant authority makes red and black live together.

very good

 




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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 03 Jul 17 1.11pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I was just trying to come up with a more ludicrous concern than whether there's a God or not. Turns out I was defeated by that challenge.

When you get past 50, concerns is all you got.

 

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 03 Jul 17 1.11pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Pretty obvious we are here because of lucky coincidences of chemistry/reactions so I worship the Bunsen Burner - praise be - and look forward to when I die and receive my 72 unused wire guazes in Paradise.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Jul 17 1.11pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Well the red ants have been saying some bloke build the paving slab. The black ones have a fanciful story about it being a concrete manifestation of the souls of millions of ants that died in the "Great Kettle Incident".

I think that as an analogy sums up the great human experiment.

Also, if there is a god, why not Insects and Beetles. There make up something like 90% of the species on the planet. There were only a few human species, of which only one remains in existence - and they're a species that tetters on the brink of their own destruction by any number of means.

To me, it sounds like this god bloke is like that friend who claims to know all about 'the horses' but backs more losers than the person selecting their bets based on the funniest name.

At least seven subspecies of human, only the latest survive, meanwhile bugs and buzzing things have been around pretty much since life slopped out of the ocean with an accidental current and strange new lung cell.


 


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Part Time James Flag 03 Jul 17 1.11pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

When you get past 50, concerns is all you got.

Yeah but not about God. It'll be erections and bowel movements before I get on to deities.

 




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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 03 Jul 17 1.13pm

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

There is no problem until one discovers the nest of the other. As far as I know, no ant authority makes red and black live together.

I expect there is a red ant who bangs on about worker-ants of the garden unite, all you have to lose are your drones.

 


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