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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Mar 17 6.36pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Are you sure your not my brother lurking. Umpteen wives... Spain with a bar... spooky

Not unless you live in the spirit world my sister past away a few years ago.....&#128123;

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Part Time James Flag 11 Mar 17 6.39pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I bet you're wishing you'd gone for the power drill instead.

I don't want to sound like a show off, but I have both. And a food mixer too before you ask. Keeping it real.

 




Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Mar 17 6.41pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Where is your brothers bar??

It was in sabinillas (manilva)

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Mar 17 6.45pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

It was in sabinillas (manilva)

Mine was in Alhaurin el grande....

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Kermit8 Flag Hevon 11 Mar 17 6.49pm

Had a date with an online meet-up in Northcote Road/Battersea Rise in August 2001 and two kids later I still can't shake her off.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Mar 17 8.02pm

Obese male porker (looks in his 30's) nearly bald, and what little hair is left is grey.
WLTM Carol Voorderman or Rachael Riley (or similar), for discreet nocturnal activities. Must have driving licence and money.
No Time-Wasters.

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

elgrande Flag bedford 11 Mar 17 8.16pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Obese male porker (looks in his 30's) nearly bald, and what little hair is left is grey.
WLTM Carol Voorderman or Rachael Riley (or similar), for discreet nocturnal activities. Must have driving licence and money.
No Time-Wasters.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Mar 17 8.31pm

I have heard about these modern day 'Online Dating' facilities and seen adverts on the TV but I have been married nearly 31 years !

In my day there were so called "Singles/Separates' clubs where men and women who were looking for friendship/relationship could meet in a convivial atmosphere.I recall one called 'Solitaire' which used to meet in a pub in my area.Do these still exist or do those looking for a relationship or just companionship have to now avail of the likes of 'E Harmony', 'Match.Com' etc etc ???

For avoidance of doubt I have never belonged to any clubs not signed up for 'Online Dating'.

 

Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 11 Mar 17 8.45pm

I'd have had you down as Young Conservative.

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Mar 17 8.53pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I'd have had you down as Young Conservative.

Funny enough, when I first met my wife back in 1982 and we chatted outside a wine bar it became clear to her where my political beliefs lie, so she informs me ! We never met through any dating agency.

Going back to the first post, in my days, it was generally the man who bought the drinks for a lady when he was on a 'Date' but this might have changed in this current day.I remember the 'Brandy and babycham' days !

Edited by Willo (11 Mar 2017 8.56pm)

 

Jamesrichards8 Flag 11 Mar 17 8.57pm

as a young person, i've never tried online dating, but i've been tempted to try as of late. does anyone have anything encouraging that they'd like to relay or has it mainly been a series of horror stories?

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Mar 17 9.03pm

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

as a young person, i've never tried online dating, but i've been tempted to try as of late. does anyone have anything encouraging that they'd like to relay or has it mainly been a series of horror stories?

Read my post James....had horror stories...but with a lady I met online for the past 9 years....so something must be right,I'm not one for hanging about if it's not...&#128513;

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Kermit8 Flag Hevon 11 Mar 17 9.12pm

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

as a young person, i've never tried online dating, but i've been tempted to try as of late. does anyone have anything encouraging that they'd like to relay or has it mainly been a series of horror stories?

8 online dates back in the day all of which were either ok, good and the last bloody fantastic. Nothing ventured, etc. Only advice I would give is just be yourself and just hope, at the very least, a laugh or two then whether you get together or not the time hasn't been wasted.

Apart from the one where she was an undercover reporter for the Standard or Express but let's leave that one there

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 11 Mar 17 9.18pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

8 online dates back in the day all of which were either ok, good and the last bloody fantastic. Nothing ventured, etc. Only advice I would give is just be yourself and just hope, at the very least, a laugh or two then whether you get together or not the time hasn't been wasted.

Apart from the one where she was an undercover reporter for the Standard or Express but let's leave that one there

You were yourself?! Blimey, who turned up, Rosa Luxemburg?

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 11 Mar 17 10.05pm

Originally posted by hedgehog50

You were yourself?! Blimey, who turned up, Rosa Luxemburg?

Are you suggesting that Kermie will end up floating in a Berlin canal?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

matt_himself Flag Matataland 11 Mar 17 10.25pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

8 online dates back in the day all of which were either ok, good and the last bloody fantastic. Nothing ventured, etc. Only advice I would give is just be yourself and just hope, at the very least, a laugh or two then whether you get together or not the time hasn't been wasted.

Apart from the one where she was an undercover reporter for the Standard or Express but let's leave that one there

Of course she was.

Did you introduce her to your 'evangelical chum' (I.e., another fragment of your imagination, like all your black friends)?

Edited by matt_himself (11 Mar 2017 10.26pm)

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 11 Mar 17 10.28pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Ok so you said you would be away and stuck to it but maybe in the future even having said that a short text might go a long way. Maybe also a cautionary tale about jumping into bed (even if she initiates it and is up for it) with someone you barely know.

What has made you turn to online dating. Do you not get much opportunity to meet women through hobbies or work ?

When I was younger, I worked the doors... getting females was no problem at all. I then stopped door work, did the career thing... no problem meeting women then either. Now I'm self employed it just seems easier to use online dating. I did meet a girl from my gym, but she lost her job and had to move in with her sister miles away.

I don't think there's a problem having sex with someone you barely know. I've always had a liberal attitude to sex, and if you both know the score... I think it's fine.

I am not the type glued to my phone, I think a date on Saturday with a follow up call on Wednesday is acceptable.

 

Brentmiester_General Flag Front line in the battle against t... 11 Mar 17 10.38pm

I've always maintained that if a girl has to use online dating to pull then there is something mentally wrong with them. It's so f***ing easy for a girl to get picked up, why would they need internet dating unless they are totally and utterly radio rental?

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 11 Mar 17 10.44pm

Originally posted by Brentmiester_General

I've always maintained that if a girl has to use online dating to pull then there is something mentally wrong with them. It's so f***ing easy for a girl to get picked up, why would they need internet dating unless they are totally and utterly radio rental?

Online or offline, they're all f*cking barking.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Mar 17 10.57pm

Originally posted by Brentmiester_General

I've always maintained that if a girl has to use online dating to pull then there is something mentally wrong with them. It's so f***ing easy for a girl to get picked up, why would they need internet dating unless they are totally and utterly radio rental?

No I don't necessarily agree at all.

There are 'Single mums' who just cannot go out to social places on a regular basis to meet anyone, and once you get to a certain age it does limit the number of people one meets in bars,pubs etc etc.Besides there are many who just do not like going to pubs etc etc.Not easy for many depending on their circumstances.

 

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