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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 11 Mar 17 6.49pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Had a date with an online meet-up in Northcote Road/Battersea Rise in August 2001 and two kids later I still can't shake her off.

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Mar 17 8.02pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Obese male porker (looks in his 30's) nearly bald, and what little hair is left is grey.
WLTM Carol Voorderman or Rachael Riley (or similar), for discreet nocturnal activities. Must have driving licence and money.
No Time-Wasters.

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 11 Mar 17 8.16pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Obese male porker (looks in his 30's) nearly bald, and what little hair is left is grey.
WLTM Carol Voorderman or Rachael Riley (or similar), for discreet nocturnal activities. Must have driving licence and money.
No Time-Wasters.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Mar 17 8.31pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I have heard about these modern day 'Online Dating' facilities and seen adverts on the TV but I have been married nearly 31 years !

In my day there were so called "Singles/Separates' clubs where men and women who were looking for friendship/relationship could meet in a convivial atmosphere.I recall one called 'Solitaire' which used to meet in a pub in my area.Do these still exist or do those looking for a relationship or just companionship have to now avail of the likes of 'E Harmony', 'Match.Com' etc etc ???

For avoidance of doubt I have never belonged to any clubs not signed up for 'Online Dating'.

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 11 Mar 17 8.45pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

I'd have had you down as Young Conservative.

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Mar 17 8.53pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I'd have had you down as Young Conservative.

Funny enough, when I first met my wife back in 1982 and we chatted outside a wine bar it became clear to her where my political beliefs lie, so she informs me ! We never met through any dating agency.

Going back to the first post, in my days, it was generally the man who bought the drinks for a lady when he was on a 'Date' but this might have changed in this current day.I remember the 'Brandy and babycham' days !

Edited by Willo (11 Mar 2017 8.56pm)

 

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View Jamesrichards8's Profile Jamesrichards8 Flag 11 Mar 17 8.57pm Send a Private Message to Jamesrichards8 Add Jamesrichards8 as a friend

as a young person, i've never tried online dating, but i've been tempted to try as of late. does anyone have anything encouraging that they'd like to relay or has it mainly been a series of horror stories?

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 11 Mar 17 9.03pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

as a young person, i've never tried online dating, but i've been tempted to try as of late. does anyone have anything encouraging that they'd like to relay or has it mainly been a series of horror stories?

Read my post James....had horror stories...but with a lady I met online for the past 9 years....so something must be right,I'm not one for hanging about if it's not...&#128513;

 


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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 11 Mar 17 9.12pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

as a young person, i've never tried online dating, but i've been tempted to try as of late. does anyone have anything encouraging that they'd like to relay or has it mainly been a series of horror stories?

8 online dates back in the day all of which were either ok, good and the last bloody fantastic. Nothing ventured, etc. Only advice I would give is just be yourself and just hope, at the very least, a laugh or two then whether you get together or not the time hasn't been wasted.

Apart from the one where she was an undercover reporter for the Standard or Express but let's leave that one there

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 11 Mar 17 9.18pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

8 online dates back in the day all of which were either ok, good and the last bloody fantastic. Nothing ventured, etc. Only advice I would give is just be yourself and just hope, at the very least, a laugh or two then whether you get together or not the time hasn't been wasted.

Apart from the one where she was an undercover reporter for the Standard or Express but let's leave that one there

You were yourself?! Blimey, who turned up, Rosa Luxemburg?

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 11 Mar 17 10.05pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

You were yourself?! Blimey, who turned up, Rosa Luxemburg?

Are you suggesting that Kermie will end up floating in a Berlin canal?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 11 Mar 17 10.25pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

8 online dates back in the day all of which were either ok, good and the last bloody fantastic. Nothing ventured, etc. Only advice I would give is just be yourself and just hope, at the very least, a laugh or two then whether you get together or not the time hasn't been wasted.

Apart from the one where she was an undercover reporter for the Standard or Express but let's leave that one there

Of course she was.

Did you introduce her to your 'evangelical chum' (I.e., another fragment of your imagination, like all your black friends)?

Edited by matt_himself (11 Mar 2017 10.26pm)

 


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