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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 12 Mar 17 1.30pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

No I don't necessarily agree at all.

There are 'Single mums' who just cannot go out to social places on a regular basis to meet anyone, and once you get to a certain age it does limit the number of people one meets in bars,pubs etc etc.Besides there are many who just do not like going to pubs etc etc.Not easy for many depending on their circumstances.

Single mums were like the holy grail when I was cruising for clunge. When I say cruising, I mean sitting at home dribbling and looking at women like they were pieces of meat on the internet. But anyway yeah, single mums were the best!

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 12 Mar 17 1.31pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I hope no one takes that seriously. Maybe I took my joking too far this time.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 12 Mar 17 1.36pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Several years ago I recall over-hearing a conversation in a pub - the chap said he took a lady out for their first date and he asked her what she would like to drink. "Champagne I guess" is what she said to which he replied "Well guess again" !

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Mar 17 2.35pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I hope no one takes that seriously. Maybe I took my joking too far this time.

Personally, i don't think you went far enough.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 12 Mar 17 2.44pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Personally, i don't think you went far enough.

I definitely did, if you know what I mean.

 




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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 14 Mar 17 4.01pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Online or offline, they're all f*cking barking.

Shouldnt that be On lead off lead?

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.05pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

There were times when I used to use a certain dating website where I could start talking to a girl one evening and have her in bed by the following evening. Strangely the ones who said "no perverts" or things like that on their profile were often the easiest to groom. I'm not boasting really, some of them would've been kicked out of a zoo for scaring the animals, but I did have a rather enjoyable Summer a few years back that didn't involve wearing my pants very much.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.10pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

There were times when I used to use a certain dating website where I could start talking to a girl one evening and have her in bed by the following evening. Strangely the ones who said "no perverts" or things like that on their profile were often the easiest to groom. I'm not boasting really, some of them would've been kicked out of a zoo for scaring the animals, but I did have a rather enjoyable Summer a few years back that didn't involve wearing my pants very much.

I'm sure you were a charming lothario !

I remember the days when men were men and women were glad of it.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.17pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I'm sure you were a charming lothario !

I remember the days when men were men and women were glad of it.

I think I am just very convincingly unthreatening. Not so much a Hugh Grant, but I did have a very polite way of offering my services. Perhaps I shouldn't be quite so boastful about my antics.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.21pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I think I am just very convincingly unthreatening. Not so much a Hugh Grant, but I did have a very polite way of offering my services. Perhaps I shouldn't be quite so boastful about my antics.

I picture someone with the sweet manner of a nurse in a pet's rescue home.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.23pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I picture someone with the sweet manner of a nurse in a pet's rescue home.

More like Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates. Not in appearance mind you. And I've not killed anyone yet. Stuffed a few birds though.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.27pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

More like Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates. Not in appearance mind you. And I've not killed anyone yet. Stuffed a few birds though.

Maybe your wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

 

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