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 Part Time James  12 Mar 17 1.30pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
No I don't necessarily agree at all. There are 'Single mums' who just cannot go out to social places on a regular basis to meet anyone, and once you get to a certain age it does limit the number of people one meets in bars,pubs etc etc.Besides there are many who just do not like going to pubs etc etc.Not easy for many depending on their circumstances. Single mums were like the holy grail when I was cruising for clunge. When I say cruising, I mean sitting at home dribbling and looking at women like they were pieces of meat on the internet. But anyway yeah, single mums were the best!
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| Part Time James 12 Mar 17 1.31pm |
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I hope no one takes that seriously. Maybe I took my joking too far this time.
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 12 Mar 17 2.35pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I hope no one takes that seriously. Maybe I took my joking too far this time. Personally, i don't think you went far enough.
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| Part Time James 12 Mar 17 2.44pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Personally, i don't think you went far enough. I definitely did, if you know what I mean.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 14 Mar 17 4.01pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Online or offline, they're all f*cking barking. Shouldnt that be On lead off lead?
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.10pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
There were times when I used to use a certain dating website where I could start talking to a girl one evening and have her in bed by the following evening. Strangely the ones who said "no perverts" or things like that on their profile were often the easiest to groom. I'm not boasting really, some of them would've been kicked out of a zoo for scaring the animals, but I did have a rather enjoyable Summer a few years back that didn't involve wearing my pants very much. I'm sure you were a charming lothario ! I remember the days when men were men and women were glad of it.
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| Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.17pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I'm sure you were a charming lothario ! I remember the days when men were men and women were glad of it.
I think I am just very convincingly unthreatening. Not so much a Hugh Grant, but I did have a very polite way of offering my services. Perhaps I shouldn't be quite so boastful about my antics.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I think I am just very convincingly unthreatening. Not so much a Hugh Grant, but I did have a very polite way of offering my services. Perhaps I shouldn't be quite so boastful about my antics. I picture someone with the sweet manner of a nurse in a pet's rescue home.
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| Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.23pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I picture someone with the sweet manner of a nurse in a pet's rescue home.
More like Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates. Not in appearance mind you. And I've not killed anyone yet. Stuffed a few birds though.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.27pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
More like Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates. Not in appearance mind you. And I've not killed anyone yet. Stuffed a few birds though. Maybe your wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.
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| Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.32pm |
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Granola at the moment, I'm still only 35.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 14 Mar 17 4.37pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag It's preferable to "I've got a stormer you could hang a wet fur coat on - can you help!"
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| Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.37pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag I was significantly more subtle than that thank you. And therefore there was no such thing as "a line" that somehow hooked them in. It may be surprising to know but there isn't one formula that works for all women. You can all have that advice for free.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.39pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag Possibly "My organ's never played in a cathedral" ?
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| Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.40pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
It's preferable to "I've got a stormer you could hang a wet fur coat on - can you help!" That only works if you restrict your search criteria to a 5 mile radius of Croydon. Which I often did Edited by Part Time James (14 Mar 2017 4.40pm)
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 14 Mar 17 4.43pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I was significantly more subtle than that thank you. And therefore there was no such thing as "a line" that somehow hooked them in. It may be surprising to know but there isn't one formula that works for all women. You can all have that advice for free. How generous of you. You're too kind
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 14 Mar 17 4.45pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
How generous of you. You're too kind He has a heart of gold and a knob of butter.
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