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Michaelawt85 Bexley 14 Mar 17 4.47pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt He has a heart of gold and a knob of butter. As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm) When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Michaelawt85

Bexley 14 Mar 17 4.47pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

He has a heart of gold and a knob of butter.

As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose

Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm)

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

elgrande bedford 14 Mar 17 4.52pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm) Depends which hand...😂 always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

elgrande

bedford 14 Mar 17 4.52pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose

Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm)

Depends which hand...😂

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.53pm
Originally posted by elgrande Depends which hand...😂 Diego Maradonna's fist.

Part Time James

14 Mar 17 4.53pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Depends which hand...😂

Diego Maradonna's fist.

Part Time James 14 Mar 17 4.55pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm) And yes it does. I told my colleagues that if I lost my job I'd sell hand jobs to blokes for £15 each and one of my colleagues was clearly toying with getting his wallet (etc) out. For me, it's not a lot different from getting a bit of ketchup on your hands, it all washes off. That said, I don't like getting ketchup on my hands either, always have to have some kitchen towel on the table when I eat dinner.

Part Time James

14 Mar 17 4.55pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose

Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm)

And yes it does.

I told my colleagues that if I lost my job I'd sell hand jobs to blokes for £15 each and one of my colleagues was clearly toying with getting his wallet (etc) out.

For me, it's not a lot different from getting a bit of ketchup on your hands, it all washes off. That said, I don't like getting ketchup on my hands either, always have to have some kitchen towel on the table when I eat dinner.

eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 14 Mar 17 6.07pm
Originally posted by Part Time James And yes it does. I told my colleagues that if I lost my job I'd sell hand jobs to blokes for £15 each and one of my colleagues was clearly toying with getting his wallet (etc) out. For me, it's not a lot different from getting a bit of ketchup on your hands, it all washes off. That said, I don't like getting ketchup on my hands either, always have to have some kitchen towel on the table when I eat dinner. You're no fun..... Doesn't swallow, doesn't like it dribbling over hand, why don't you just do as we did in the scouts(bob-a-job week) put your thumb over the end & threaten to blow their bollox off unless they paid you more.....simples This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

eagleman13

On The Road To Hell & Alicante 14 Mar 17 6.07pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

And yes it does.

I told my colleagues that if I lost my job I'd sell hand jobs to blokes for £15 each and one of my colleagues was clearly toying with getting his wallet (etc) out.

You're no fun.....

Doesn't swallow, doesn't like it dribbling over hand, why don't you just do as we did in the scouts(bob-a-job week) put your thumb over the end & threaten to blow their bollox off unless they paid you more.....simples

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

7mins In the bush 15 Mar 17 1.12pm
James is right, if you want to sleep with some old rough sort, you can score 4 times a week easy. Single mums are even easier in my experience. The younger me would have been "up to my nuts in guts". I'm a little older now and I'm a tad more selective. Whilst single mums are easy to get hold of, they're bloody hard work to get shot of (if memory serves). I think you're success rate is linked to your personal circumstances rather than looks. If you're earning a decent amount, own place, car, no kids... it seems to be easy to get ya end away.

7mins

In the bush 15 Mar 17 1.12pm

James is right, if you want to sleep with some old rough sort, you can score 4 times a week easy. Single mums are even easier in my experience. The younger me would have been "up to my nuts in guts". I'm a little older now and I'm a tad more selective.
Whilst single mums are easy to get hold of, they're bloody hard work to get shot of (if memory serves). I think you're success rate is linked to your personal circumstances rather than looks. If you're earning a decent amount, own place, car, no kids... it seems to be easy to get ya end away.

Part Time James 15 Mar 17 1.14pm
Originally posted by 7mins James is right, if you want to sleep with some old rough sort, you can score 4 times a week easy. Single mums are even easier in my experience. The younger me would have been "up to my nuts in guts". I'm a little older now and I'm a tad more selective. Whilst single mums are easy to get hold of, they're bloody hard work to get shot of (if memory serves). I think you're success rate is linked to your personal circumstances rather than looks. If you're earning a decent amount, own place, car, no kids... it seems to be easy to get ya end away. Well I'm a bit gutted having read this. I found myself rather attached to a single mum but she gave me the big E. To be fair, my sexual performances were often hampered by her cats wandering about and my fear for my testicular safety.

Part Time James

15 Mar 17 1.14pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Well I'm a bit gutted having read this. I found myself rather attached to a single mum but she gave me the big E. To be fair, my sexual performances were often hampered by her cats wandering about and my fear for my testicular safety.

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.38pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Right. Unless Steph, Becky or miss Smith come along then your not likely to get a female perspective on here about the issues you have raised so here goes... First of all with regards to who pays for what on a date , first or otherwise. I would go out fully expecting and intending to pay half at the end of the meal on a date. Some men are taken a back by this. Not a date I know but I went to the west ham away game with a few guys and when it was the next round and I went and got the drinks in a couple of them seemed genuinely taken a back that I would have done it and paid . To me it was the most normal thing to do in the world but some people find it strange. All depends on your beliefs and the way you were brought up I think. With regards to your finances. Be honest with yourself do you talk about your properties, finances , what car you drive , materialistic things a lot . You may do it without realising you do it. If so then whilst the woman was a bit rude looking at your post (you left it out so a bit of advice is probably put something away you don't want seen either accidentally or deliberately) I am very surprised she admitted to it. All women will look or snoop about if they can. If you don't want to attract gold diggers then you really need to think about the signals and vibes you are sending out. It's a two way street. With regards to the texting thing.. abuse like that is out of order but I believe men and women think differently about sex in general . You might have been busy but it literally takes less than 30 seconds to text someone (even if you were on the loo doing it) to say hi, really enjoyed last night (even if you didn't women like to be complimented / made to feel special) got a lot on this week but looking forward to seeing you again. Or words to that effect . To say absolutely nothing is a bit rude. Sorry Have to agree with this. Michaela, was the bit in bold Del, he just likes it when anyone buys him a drink

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.38pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Right. Unless Steph, Becky or miss Smith come along then your not likely to get a female perspective on here about the issues you have raised so here goes...

First of all with regards to who pays for what on a date , first or otherwise. I would go out fully expecting and intending to pay half at the end of the meal on a date. Some men are taken a back by this. Not a date I know but I went to the west ham away game with a few guys and when it was the next round and I went and got the drinks in a couple of them seemed genuinely taken a back that I would have done it and paid . To me it was the most normal thing to do in the world but some people find it strange. All depends on your beliefs and the way you were brought up I think.

With regards to your finances. Be honest with yourself do you talk about your properties, finances , what car you drive , materialistic things a lot . You may do it without realising you do it. If so then whilst the woman was a bit rude looking at your post (you left it out so a bit of advice is probably put something away you don't want seen either accidentally or deliberately) I am very surprised she admitted to it. All women will look or snoop about if they can. If you don't want to attract gold diggers then you really need to think about the signals and vibes you are sending out. It's a two way street.

With regards to the texting thing.. abuse like that is out of order but I believe men and women think differently about sex in general . You might have been busy but it literally takes less than 30 seconds to text someone (even if you were on the loo doing it) to say hi, really enjoyed last night (even if you didn't women like to be complimented / made to feel special) got a lot on this week but looking forward to seeing you again. Or words to that effect . To say absolutely nothing is a bit rude. Sorry

Have to agree with this.

Michaela, was the bit in bold Del, he just likes it when anyone buys him a drink

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.41pm
Originally posted by 7mins Is not texting someone for three days after one date a bit rude? Could this be a generational thing? I said I'll contact her when I'm back down south, I stuck to that. You say men are shocked when you pay your fair share, that probably means you're the exception to the rule (otherwise they wouldn't be shocked) I must say 80% of women expect the man to pay in my experience, and the 20% that don't, get offended if you do. I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female.

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.41pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Is not texting someone for three days after one date a bit rude? Could this be a generational thing? I said I'll contact her when I'm back down south, I stuck to that.

You say men are shocked when you pay your fair share, that probably means you're the exception to the rule (otherwise they wouldn't be shocked) I must say 80% of women expect the man to pay in my experience, and the 20% that don't, get offended if you do.

I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female.

Part Time James 15 Mar 17 1.42pm
Originally posted by steph_eagle I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female. What do gay women do on dates? Do either of them pay?

Part Time James

15 Mar 17 1.42pm

Originally posted by steph_eagle

I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female.

What do gay women do on dates? Do either of them pay?

Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 1.49pm
Originally posted by steph_eagle I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female. In my heyday it was the done thing that men treated ladies when they were out on a 'date'.Got stung a few times with all that 'Brandy and Babycham' stuff and other more expensive drinks.In those days it was the man who always drove as well so he couldn't really have a drink whilst his partner could get all merry.Really not sure what goes on with the youngsters of today.

Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 1.49pm

Originally posted by steph_eagle

I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female.

In my heyday it was the done thing that men treated ladies when they were out on a 'date'.Got stung a few times with all that 'Brandy and Babycham' stuff and other more expensive drinks.In those days it was the man who always drove as well so he couldn't really have a drink whilst his partner could get all merry.Really not sure what goes on with the youngsters of today.

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.53pm
Originally posted by Part Time James What do gay women do on dates? Do either of them pay? Now I'm really not sure about that one. Maybe they pretend to be just friends and hope blokes buy them both drinks before informing them at the end of the night they are lesbians.

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.53pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

What do gay women do on dates? Do either of them pay?

Now I'm really not sure about that one. Maybe they pretend to be just friends and hope blokes buy them both drinks before informing them at the end of the night they are lesbians.

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.54pm
Originally posted by Willo In my heyday it was the done thing that men treated ladies when they were out on a 'date'.Got stung a few times with all that 'Brandy and Babycham' stuff and other more expensive drinks.In those days it was the man who always drove as well so he couldn't really have a drink whilst his partner could get all merry.Really not sure what goes on with the youngsters of today. I'm not saying men shouldn't buy ladies a drink, I'm saying ladies shouldn't expect it.

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 1.54pm

Originally posted by Willo

I'm not saying men shouldn't buy ladies a drink, I'm saying ladies shouldn't expect it.

Part Time James 15 Mar 17 1.54pm
Originally posted by steph_eagle Now I'm really not sure about that one. Maybe they pretend to be just friends and hope blokes buy them both drinks before informing them at the end of the night they are lesbians. I wonder if one ever looks at the other and says "your hair is shorter, you're....you know...a bit butch" and then never hears from them ever again.

Part Time James

15 Mar 17 1.54pm

Originally posted by steph_eagle

Now I'm really not sure about that one. Maybe they pretend to be just friends and hope blokes buy them both drinks before informing them at the end of the night they are lesbians.

I wonder if one ever looks at the other and says "your hair is shorter, you're....you know...a bit butch" and then never hears from them ever again.

Part Time James 15 Mar 17 1.57pm
Originally posted by steph_eagle I'm not saying men shouldn't buy ladies a drink, I'm saying ladies shouldn't expect it. I think there should be a kitty at the start of the evening which both parties top up as the night goes on. It ought to be kept in a hat between the two daters to ensure that no one tries to do a bunk and leave the other out of pocket.

Part Time James

15 Mar 17 1.57pm

Originally posted by steph_eagle

I'm not saying men shouldn't buy ladies a drink, I'm saying ladies shouldn't expect it.

I think there should be a kitty at the start of the evening which both parties top up as the night goes on. It ought to be kept in a hat between the two daters to ensure that no one tries to do a bunk and leave the other out of pocket.

Midlands Eagle 15 Mar 17 1.58pm
Originally posted by Willo Got stung a few times with all that 'Brandy and Babycham' stuff What's Babycham?

Midlands Eagle

15 Mar 17 1.58pm

Originally posted by Willo

Got stung a few times with all that 'Brandy and Babycham' stuff

What's Babycham?

Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 15 Mar 17 1.58pm
Right I'm deaf so pulling in the real world is tricky ... communication issues etc. I remember using the chat rooms in the early days of the internet ... irc etc. Used to do quite well on there ... met my first wife on one ... after the divorce I used dating sites ... I am an incredibly honest person (sometimes TOO honest) and that was adored by a LOT of women ... trouble is ... they used me to feel good ... screamed my name, declared undying love etc ... followed by kicking me out early the next morning and "I'm not looking for anything serious/there's no spark" ... but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth! I'm currently in a relationship so dunno what dating sites are like nowadays. Personally I found the ones you had to pay for had a better class of women. Toruble is the men outnumber the women and most of these men are attached/married and after a bit on the side. They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?

Blue'n'red

Field of Chels (Orpington) 15 Mar 17 1.58pm

Right

I'm deaf so pulling in the real world is tricky ... communication issues etc.

I remember using the chat rooms in the early days of the internet ... irc etc. Used to do quite well on there ... met my first wife on one ... after the divorce I used dating sites ... I am an incredibly honest person (sometimes TOO honest) and that was adored by a LOT of women ... trouble is ... they used me to feel good ... screamed my name, declared undying love etc ... followed by kicking me out early the next morning and "I'm not looking for anything serious/there's no spark" ... but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth!

I'm currently in a relationship so dunno what dating sites are like nowadays.

Personally I found the ones you had to pay for had a better class of women. Toruble is the men outnumber the women and most of these men are attached/married and after a bit on the side.

They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?

7mins In the bush 15 Mar 17 2.00pm
Originally posted by steph_eagle I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female. Would you read your dates mail while he was out the room?

7mins

In the bush 15 Mar 17 2.00pm

Originally posted by steph_eagle

I know plenty of women that expect men to pay but thankfully I'm not one of them. It annoys me when women expect drinks/meals just because they are female.

Would you read your dates mail while he was out the room?

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 2.00pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I wonder if one ever looks at the other and says "your hair is shorter, you're....you know...a bit butch" and then never hears from them ever again.

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 2.00pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I wonder if one ever looks at the other and says "your hair is shorter, you're....you know...a bit butch" and then never hears from them ever again.

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 2.01pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I think there should be a kitty at the start of the evening which both parties top up as the night goes on. It ought to be kept in a hat between the two daters to ensure that no one tries to do a bunk and leave the other out of pocket. What if one of them takes money out when they other is in the loo though?

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 2.01pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

What if one of them takes money out when they other is in the loo though?

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