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 lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 19 May 08 3.53pm |
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I saw a bloke in a cemetery crouching behind a gravestone.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Amazing36 Croydon 19 May 08 3.59pm |
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What do you call a bloke in a raincoat standing in a cemetery? Max Bygraves
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 19 May 08 4.05pm |
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Q.When Is the worst time to have a heart attack? A.While playing Charades.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 19 May 08 4.10pm |
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Quote lanzarote ron at 19 May 2008 3:53pm
I saw a bloke in a cemetery crouching behind a gravestone.
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 19 May 08 4.11pm |
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Q.What's got 100 balls and fvcks ducks?
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.12pm |
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I was in a French Restauarant and there was a fly in the soup. My French isn't very good, so I said "Dans ma potage, il est un mouche" The waiter said, "Non Monsieur, it is LA Mouche, it's female" I said, "f*** me you've got good eyesight!"
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 19 May 08 4.20pm |
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A man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 19 May 08 4.21pm |
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Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale clitoris licking frog'
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| skatman 19 May 08 4.21pm |
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A man walked into a bar and said 'ouch'
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 19 May 08 4.23pm |
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Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.23pm |
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Last night I went sleepwalking and shot an Elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in pyjamas I've no idea.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 19 May 08 4.23pm |
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What do you call a woman with no legs dragging herself through a strawberry field? Jammy cnut.
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