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Phrases/put downs you don't hear anymore.
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 Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 25 May 17 9.57pm |
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My old man used to say " who knitted your face and dropped a stitch"
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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Part Time James  25 May 17 10.00pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
A sandwich short of a picnic That reminds me of "Talking to you is like going through my cornflake collection and finding I've got a rice crispie"
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| bobby mimms ballygobackwards 25 May 17 10.08pm |
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You've got a face like a hod carriers elbow.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 May 17 10.27pm |
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Deflowered
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| YT Oxford 25 May 17 11.06pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Deflowered Aye aye!
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 25 May 17 11.06pm |
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My nan used to say to me. You're the best bioy in the girls school.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 26 May 17 12.30am |
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A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, licking piss off a nettle, sh*t off a thistle etc etc.
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 26 May 17 8.05am |
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on hearing a bottom burp, "you smelt it, You dealt it "
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 26 May 17 8.06am |
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A face like a pound of slapped t***
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| YT Oxford 26 May 17 8.50am |
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A phrase rather than a put down: [football club]'s want-away striker issues "come and get me" ultimatum Don't hear that any more. All done through agents now I guess
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 May 17 8.51am |
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Up the wooden hill to bedfordshire
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| Flightsequence 26 May 17 9.00am |
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Do kids still get Peanutted at school? (Tie pulled to a small knot) She looks like her arse is chewing a toffee.(Reference to a girl walking with a wiggle) Football related. Head like a threepenny bit. Reference to a poor header, and the shape of the old coin. He has legs like a food mixer. Reference to somebody with no control over their ball retention and skills. Edited by Flightsequence (26 May 2017 9.07am)
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