UKIP has announced its intention to introduce a points system for immigration similar to that used in Australia. [Link]

Here's how it would work:

Immigrants would need 100 points to qualify. Failure to score the minimum will result in immediate repatriation, even if you're a native of UK.

Are you ethnically Caucasian? Score 50
Asian? Minus 25
Afro-Carribean? Minus 50
Other non-white? Minus 50
Native English-speaker? Score 25
From a former E. European State? Minus 25
From Moldova, Romania, Bulgaria, and other Balkan States whose names we can't remember? Minus 50
From any of the 'Stans'? Minus 50
From a former Colony or Commonwealth country other than mentioned above? Score 10
Believe the £ is the greatest currency ever? Score 25
There's something unnatural about foreign languages? Score 25
God save the Queen? Score 10
Admire Jeremy Clarkson and all his doings? Score 100
Boris Johnston's a dangerous leftie? Score 25
The BBC is the tool of the Communist Party? Score 25
Nigel Farage would be a nice bloke to have a pint with? Score 50
Don't understand this quiz? Minus 50

Can I suggest to create some random excitement and chaos whatever thread is top of General Talk before you leave..

It could be UKIP or Gay Rights or the economy but it could equally well be Noel Edmonds surely ? How hairy is your wifes fanny or Should I buy a Renault Clio....