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View BudgiesBeak's Profile BudgiesBeak Flag London 08 Sep 22 5.40pm Send a Private Message to BudgiesBeak Add BudgiesBeak as a friend

A German man jumped into a freezing lake to save my dog, that had fallen in and was drowning. He said “Here is ze dog. Dry him and varm him up, and he vill be fine”.
I said “Are you a vet?”
“Yes” he said, “I’m bloody soaking”.

 

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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 12 Sep 22 11.10am Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

Last Thursday, the test cricket v South Africa was rained off. On Friday it was reigned off.

Too early ?

 

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View BudgiesBeak's Profile BudgiesBeak Flag London 21 Sep 22 5.26pm Send a Private Message to BudgiesBeak Add BudgiesBeak as a friend

Earlier today I went for a walk down a canal tow path in Birmingham, where I saw a guy fishing in the canal.
"Hello" I said, "Have you caught anything today?"
"Not much," he replied, "Just a whale."
"A WHALE? In Birmingham? What kind of a whale?"
"A bicycle whale."

 

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 23 Sep 22 12.45pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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