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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Online Flag Horsham 13 Mar 22 11.02am Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not

At least it enabled you to put a lid on proceedings

 

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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 13 Mar 22 11.05am Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not

Negotiations didn’t pan out very well from your perspective then

 


Vive le Roy!

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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not

Sounds like it stirred some emotion in you

 


Vive le Roy!

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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 13 Mar 22 11.08am Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not

Posting about it should help you let off some steam

 


Vive le Roy!

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Online Flag 13 Mar 22 11.28am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

 

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 13 Mar 22 12.34pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not

You got the children?

 

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View Runningman's Profile Runningman Flag Keston 13 Mar 22 1.25pm Send a Private Message to Runningman Add Runningman as a friend

My wife and I would have divorced years ago.
But neither of us wanted custody of the kids !

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 13 Mar 22 3.39pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

My first wife and I were really happy for 27 years.

Then we met.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 15 Mar 22 9.27pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

I’ve just finished reading an excellent book called “Fights on a Narrowboat" by R.G. Bargee.

 

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 15 Mar 22 9.58pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Saw an Australian bloke playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo earlier this evening.

I thought to myself “That’s ABBAriginal!”

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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BlueJay Flag UK 17 Mar 22 3.57pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not

Next level pettiness

 

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BlueJay Flag UK 17 Mar 22 3.58pm

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with..

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".


 

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