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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 21 Jun 22 12.34pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

Saw the following in The Times this morning. Made me chuckle.

Or on Twitter yesterday:-

Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest he’s had about 2ft taken off

 

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View CrazyBadger's Profile CrazyBadger Flag Ware 22 Jun 22 2.54pm Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

It's a little known fact that when Hellboy turned 18, he started manufacturing Mayonnaise.

 


I like my coffee black, just like my metal

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View CrazyBadger's Profile CrazyBadger Flag Ware 22 Jun 22 2.55pm Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

What's Leather and Sneezes?

A Shoe

 


I like my coffee black, just like my metal

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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 22 Jun 22 3.42pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Or on Twitter yesterday:-

Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest he’s had about 2ft taken off

 

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 22 Jun 22 4.20pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Cliff Richard has long described himself as 'Asexual' but I'd also add: B) Gay.

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View CrazyBadger's Profile CrazyBadger Flag Ware 29 Jun 22 9.48am Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

The other day my wife asked me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick instead.

She's still not talking to me.

 


I like my coffee black, just like my metal

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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 30 Jun 22 8.44pm

How do you know boris"s wife is a west ham fan? i"m forever blowing bubbles - she was caught giving him heed in the parliamentry office for those that don"t know

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 08 Jul 22 5.15am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

I overdosed on viagra yesterday, it was the hardest day of my life

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 27 Jul 22 9.09pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

I went to a fancy-dress party dressed as a harp.

The host asked me, “What are you dressed as?”

I told him, “I’m a harp.”

He said, “But your costume is too small to be a harp.”

I was incredibly offended, and asked him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 28 Jul 22 8.44am Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

I overdosed on viagra yesterday, it was the hardest day of my life

I got some Viagra eye-drops the other day, did nothing for my willy, but now I look dead hard.

 



Glad

All

Over

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 29 Jul 22 9.42am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

I always fancied being a sniper when I was younger, though I knew it was a long shot

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 29 Jul 22 10.13am Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

Originally posted by mezzer

I always fancied being a sniper when I was younger, though I knew it was a long shot

I wanted to be an archaeologist but I couldn't see any future in it.

Edited by doi209 (29 Jul 2022 10.14am)

 

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