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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Online Flag 21 Jun 22 12.34pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

Saw the following in The Times this morning. Made me chuckle.

Or on Twitter yesterday:-

Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest hes had about 2ft taken off

 

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View CrazyBadger's Profile CrazyBadger Flag Ware 22 Jun 22 2.54pm Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

It's a little known fact that when Hellboy turned 18, he started manufacturing Mayonnaise.

 

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What's Leather and Sneezes?

A Shoe

 

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View croydon proud's Profile croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 22 Jun 22 3.42pm Send a Private Message to croydon proud Add croydon proud as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Or on Twitter yesterday:-

Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest hes had about 2ft taken off

 

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 22 Jun 22 4.20pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Cliff Richard has long described himself as 'Asexual' but I'd also add: B) Gay.

 


Here's to you the famous red and blue.....

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The other day my wife asked me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick instead.

She's still not talking to me.

 

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View croydon proud's Profile croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 30 Jun 22 8.44pm Send a Private Message to croydon proud Add croydon proud as a friend

How do you know boris"s wife is a west ham fan? i"m forever blowing bubbles - she was caught giving him heed in the parliamentry office for those that don"t know

 

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