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Originally posted by monkey
That’s including foreplay though I bought a DVD called 'how to improve your foreplay' the other day. Was pretty good although I had to fast forward through the boring bits at the beginning.
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Originally posted by Nicholas91
I bought a DVD called 'how to improve your foreplay' the other day. Was pretty good although I had to fast forward through the boring bits at the beginning.
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Just been diagnosed with the dreaded ‘Peek-a-Boo virus’... I’m being transferred to ICU.
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Originally posted by monkey
Just been diagnosed with the dreaded ‘Peek-a-Boo virus’... I’m being transferred to ICU.
Edited by viveasheagle (17 Feb 2022 4.09am)
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My grief councillor died yesterday. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a 5h!t.
Here's to you the famous red and blue..... |
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I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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The inventor of predictive text died this week. Restaurant In Peace.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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I was at home the other day when a burglar burst into the room and demanded my wallet. I laughed in his face and said "Alexa, get me the police." Next thing I know I had no wallet and all I could hear was Sting singing Roxanne.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Originally posted by mezzer
I was at home the other day when a burglar burst into the room and demanded my wallet. I laughed in his face and said "Alexa, get me the police." Next thing I know I had no wallet and all I could hear was Sting singing Roxanne. Should've said 'Alexa, get me Des O'Connor'. That'll have got rid of him.
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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Our divorce was amicable; we split the house 50/50. She got the inside.
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I heard it’s really difficult to get a job at Citroen, apparently you need 2CV’s
Member of the “Dazza” appreciation society since 2006 |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
Our divorce was amicable; we split the house 50/50. She got the inside. You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not
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