We White 'middle class' aging men obviously need our own 'Kick it out' organisation exclusively for that demographic.
Every so often, one of our number can go on TV and complain about the daily abuse we suffer at work and online at the hands of minorities and left wing and liberal activists.

I suggest that any reference to 'Gammon' should now be referred to as the 'G' word. Anyone using the word Honkey, Whitey or even Brexiteer should lose their job, be publically humiliated and even imprisoned for extreme cases. Anyone mocking 'G' practices like dancing badly, listening to rock music, wearing dodgy jumpers or gardening should be sent immediately on an attitude adjustment course.

These attitudes are just not acceptable in 2018.

Oh I see. So the 'G' word is only reserved for the wrong kind of old White guy.

The 'Uncle Tom' type are OK.

It's a good job it gets dark early, it must wear you out fighting with your own shadow all the time.

Can a white guy be an 'Uncle Tom'?

Doesn't Gammon imply a 'Mr Angry', e.g. being a bit rouge. I am not convinced that listening to Rock or doing Dad dancing is automatically an angry activity and therefore defines a Gammon.

Mind you, wearing jumpers at the wrong time of year may make you a bit red.

Is it an epithet or a metaphor?

Edited by Mapletree (22 Nov 2018 5.07pm)

Maybe they can be known as an Uncle Maples from now on.

I'm beginning to think that satire is not a strong suit for you.
I'm highlighting how just being in one demographic and having an opinion is enough to get criticism from some quarters.

CLAXON. Here's the satire. Usually from very same people who accuse others of criticising one demographic just for being themselves.

Why don't you ever give me a straight answer?

Is it a metaphor or an epithet?