Also is it just me but is anyone else fed up of us hiring utter bellends as managers. Have not liked any of our managers since Dougie and even he was pretty dour.

Holloway - More interested in making stupid jokes than managing the team. Bellend

Warnock - Bellend.

Tony Pulis - A sneaky class a prick.

Pards - Swarmy arrogant bellend.

Big Sam - Hmpf

Obviously liking the manager comes second to success (which the above period is arguably the most ever in the clubs history) however would be nice to hire someone who wasn't a total t***.

Also is it just me but is anyone else fed up of us hiring utter bellends as managers. Have not liked any of our managers since Dougie and even he was pretty dour.

Holloway - More interested in making stupid jokes than managing the team. Bellend

Warnock - Bellend.

Tony Pulis - A sneaky class a prick.

Pards - Swarmy arrogant bellend.

Big Sam - Hmpf

Obviously liking the manager comes second to success (which the above period is arguably the most ever in the clubs history) however would be nice to hire someone who wasn't a total t***.

Man City could always be relied upon to be sh1ttier than us in appointing managers until recent years but now even they have let us down.

We have had 30 managers in 23 years. We are a joke of a football club in that department. Parish hasn't helped.

I personally never listen to pre-match press conferences. PR bull exercises. Often drunk when MOTD is on or at home games when we're live.

Just don't listen or watch them talk. It's usually hiding their cards before the match and lies of 'we deserved the penalty' when next week a similar penalty is outrageous after the match or more desperate excuses when its week after week of f*** ups under super al.

I'm more interested in the evidence on the pitch. Performance, subs, reacting to the oppo and manager, transfers etc. Super Al showed us on the pitch every week how he thought and was willing to risk us going that way. One of his last ever subs told us that (Campbell for MacArthur)

All of them are a strain to listen to.

DF - Dour-gie Freedman. Lugubrious.
IH - Jester
NW - Dinosaur Yorkie.
TP - ''At Stoke at Stoke at Stoke. Oh and at Stoke.'' ''The club.'' Never ''We.''
AP - Smooth bullsh1t blagging.

I tell you that Sam thinks before he speaks in pre-match conferences. Not a lot to go on. The odd joke but normally you sense a lot of work and thought has gone into the match and that professionalism is what we need right now.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (23 Dec 2016 11.42pm)

Man City could always be relied upon to be sh1ttier than us in appointing managers until recent years but now even they have let us down.

We have had 30 managers in 23 years. We are a joke of a football club in that department. Parish hasn't helped.