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Michaelawt85 Bexley 22 Apr 17 9.14pm
All this election talk has got me thinking. If you were running for PM what would be in your manifesto. Let the imagination run wild a bit with this When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 22 Apr 17 9.14pm

All this election talk has got me thinking. If you were running for PM what would be in your manifesto. Let the imagination run wild a bit with this

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 22 Apr 17 9.35pm
I've had a few wines and when I first read that it read, 'Let the immigration run wild a bit' COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 22 Apr 17 9.35pm

I've had a few wines and when I first read that it read,

'Let the immigration run wild a bit'

COYP

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 22 Apr 17 9.45pm
Termination of any babies whereby the parents don't pass reading, writing, speaking and then basic mathematics tests testing simple money management. Any mother who cannot name the father has to swim the channel and any father who shirks responsibility, the same. Anyone with bad tattoos will have their tat jewellery melted down to pay down the national debt. Any children with pretentious or ridiculous names will have to have their name changed to an embarrassing name like Hilda. Noel Edmonds will serve life in a gimp suit in Elton John's wine cellar. COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 22 Apr 17 9.45pm

Termination of any babies whereby the parents don't pass reading, writing, speaking and then basic mathematics tests testing simple money management.

Any mother who cannot name the father has to swim the channel and any father who shirks responsibility, the same.

Anyone with bad tattoos will have their tat jewellery melted down to pay down the national debt.

Any children with pretentious or ridiculous names will have to have their name changed to an embarrassing name like Hilda.

Noel Edmonds will serve life in a gimp suit in Elton John's wine cellar.

COYP

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matt_himself Matataland 22 Apr 17 9.58pm
Reclaimation of the British Empire is sole foreign policy. Revoking the Declaration of Independence and taking direct control of the North American colonies. Space exploration spending increased with objective of creating British moon base by 2025. Pre empetive strikes on Buenos Aires and Madrid following their illegal claims to sovereign British territories. Government sets up capital fund to market and exploit British science developments such as graphene. Ban unions. Ramp up 'war on drugs' with arbitrary street executions of suspected drug dealers. Curfew in some parts of London after 21.00. Internment reinstated in Northern Ireland. Corporal punishment brought back in schools. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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matt_himself

Matataland 22 Apr 17 9.58pm

Reclaimation of the British Empire is sole foreign policy.

Revoking the Declaration of Independence and taking direct control of the North American colonies.

Space exploration spending increased with objective of creating British moon base by 2025.

Pre empetive strikes on Buenos Aires and Madrid following their illegal claims to sovereign British territories.

Government sets up capital fund to market and exploit British science developments such as graphene.

Ban unions.

Ramp up 'war on drugs' with arbitrary street executions of suspected drug dealers.

Curfew in some parts of London after 21.00.

Internment reinstated in Northern Ireland.

Corporal punishment brought back in schools.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 22 Apr 17 9.58pm
Anyone over a certain level of obesity has about a 3 year window for healthcare, as long as they've registered within 3 years at the time of the GP visit, otherwise no hospital referrals. After the 3,years, no hospital referrals. Where it's proved that mental conditions are THE cause of their obesity and GP visits and effort has been made then there may be a relaxing of said policy. COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 22 Apr 17 9.58pm

Anyone over a certain level of obesity has about a 3 year window for healthcare, as long as they've registered within 3 years at the time of the GP visit, otherwise no hospital referrals. After the 3,years, no hospital referrals.

Where it's proved that mental conditions are THE cause of their obesity and GP visits and effort has been made then there may be a relaxing of said policy.

COYP

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matt_himself Matataland 22 Apr 17 9.59pm
Originally posted by Rudi Hedman Termination of any babies whereby the parents don't pass reading, writing, speaking and then basic mathematics tests testing simple money management. Any mother who cannot name the father has to swim the channel and any father who shirks responsibility, the same. Anyone with bad tattoos will have their tat jewellery melted down to pay down the national debt. Any children with pretentious or ridiculous names will have to have their name changed to an embarrassing name like Hilda. Noel Edmonds will serve life in a gimp suit in Elton John's wine cellar. Sensible policies for a better Britain. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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matt_himself

Matataland 22 Apr 17 9.59pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Termination of any babies whereby the parents don't pass reading, writing, speaking and then basic mathematics tests testing simple money management.

Any mother who cannot name the father has to swim the channel and any father who shirks responsibility, the same.

Anyone with bad tattoos will have their tat jewellery melted down to pay down the national debt.

Any children with pretentious or ridiculous names will have to have their name changed to an embarrassing name like Hilda.

Noel Edmonds will serve life in a gimp suit in Elton John's wine cellar.

Sensible policies for a better Britain.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 22 Apr 17 10.02pm
Anyone talking on a mobile so loud that they can be heard over a certain distance such as 5 metres, shall lose an ear. In a beer garden, they lose both ears. COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 22 Apr 17 10.02pm

Anyone talking on a mobile so loud that they can be heard over a certain distance such as 5 metres, shall lose an ear.

In a beer garden, they lose both ears.

COYP

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matt_himself Matataland 22 Apr 17 10.03pm
And wives have to suck off their husbands at least once a week without being asked. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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matt_himself

Matataland 22 Apr 17 10.03pm

And wives have to suck off their husbands at least once a week without being asked.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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pefwin Where you have to have an English ... 22 Apr 17 10.18pm
Originally posted by matt_himself And wives have to suck off their husbands at least once a week without being asked. Your probably over disclosing on that one. "Everything is air-droppable at least once." "When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."
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pefwin

Where you have to have an English ... 22 Apr 17 10.18pm

Originally posted by matt_himself

And wives have to suck off their husbands at least once a week without being asked.

Your probably over disclosing on that one.

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

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steeleye20 Croydon 22 Apr 17 10.36pm
An emergency tax to pay for brexit to be paid by all leave voters. The more damaging brexit is the more it will cost them.
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steeleye20

Croydon 22 Apr 17 10.36pm

An emergency tax to pay for brexit to be paid by all leave voters.

The more damaging brexit is the more it will cost them.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 22 Apr 17 10.40pm
Abolition of the six week summer holiday for school children Mandatory retesting of all drivers over the ago of 65.. too many dangerous, senile cretins on the road Motorway driving to be included as part of the driving test . Pass the theory and normal test and there should be an add on which is compulsory where you have to do motorway driving under instruction and be tested on it. Chemical castration for any child sex offenders and rapists. Refusal to result in life imprisonment with no parole Bring back lunch time closing of pubs. Shops to be closed on Sundays, public holidays and boxing day Football to onlt be played on a Saturday at 3pm. Cup final to only be shown on the BBC at 3pm on a Saturday. None of this half five on BT sport crap Double barrelled first names to be banned When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 22 Apr 17 10.40pm

Abolition of the six week summer holiday for school children

Mandatory retesting of all drivers over the ago of 65.. too many dangerous, senile cretins on the road

Motorway driving to be included as part of the driving test . Pass the theory and normal test and there should be an add on which is compulsory where you have to do motorway driving under instruction and be tested on it.

Chemical castration for any child sex offenders and rapists. Refusal to result in life imprisonment with no parole

Bring back lunch time closing of pubs.

Shops to be closed on Sundays, public holidays and boxing day

Football to onlt be played on a Saturday at 3pm.

Cup final to only be shown on the BBC at 3pm on a Saturday. None of this half five on BT sport crap

Double barrelled first names to be banned

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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becky over the moon 23 Apr 17 8.57am
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Mandatory retesting of all drivers over the ago of 65.. too many dangerous, senile cretins on the road ...and driving should not be permitted to those under 25 years of age - mile for mile driven, this is the age group with the highest accident rate, whilst older drivers have the lowest history. A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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becky

over the moon 23 Apr 17 8.57am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Mandatory retesting of all drivers over the ago of 65.. too many dangerous, senile cretins on the road

...and driving should not be permitted to those under 25 years of age - mile for mile driven, this is the age group with the highest accident rate, whilst older drivers have the lowest history.

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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