Schoolboy error. I fcked that up.

I meant to be amending a post , so we don't deviate the topic from Christmas Trees,...and when do you put yours up ?

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

My wife and I hibernate on Christmas Day. We don't go out, except to walk the dogs, and we speak to no-one. We allow no visitors until the day is over and the telephone is disconnected.

We watch the Queens Speech before roast beef dinner, then maybe a film , such as "It's a Wonderful Life"

I watch people going to the pub over the road in the later afternoon, in order to say "Merry Christmas, what did you get ?", but our house is already steeped in Sherry, so no need to speak to anyone.

We go to bed around 6pm, absolutely 5hlt-faced and stupidly bloated, cursing the 5hlt presents we bought each other.
Our final words before Boxing Day , are : "Did you keep the receipt ?"

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Once upon a time Christmas was all about the prophet but now it seems to be all about the profit

We still have two more local bonfire evenings to go, tonight, and next Saturday.
Anyone spotted with a Winter Festival tree may get torched

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (18 Nov 2017 11.17am)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Definitely Anti-Christmas.
Just been moaning to my wife about me being offered mince pies.Her reply "You are just a bloody misery".I told her I will be if we lose this afternoon and her retort was "That's nothing new after Palace lose".

Edited by Willo (18 Nov 2017 11.30am)

When our daughter was young we used to have a bloody tree in the house.
She insisted on decorating it each year - One year her cousin was over from Australia and this girl started to dress it as well and there was an almighty fracas as my daughter took exception to this.