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pefwin Flag Where you have to have an English ... 26 Nov 17 5.51pm

Originally posted by Penge Eagle

OK, to confirm. Any topic on the NHS should be in this 'News & Politics' forum only. Let me know if you think there are any grey areas and I'd be happy to clarify.

Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.


The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister Teresa May's Health Care Proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No!"

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the Arseholes in London.

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 26 Nov 17 6.03pm

Originally posted by pefwin

Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.


The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister Teresa May's Health Care Proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No!"

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the Arseholes in London.

Did dialysis machine operators complain that it should be them taking the piss not the government.

 

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pefwin Flag Where you have to have an English ... 26 Nov 17 6.04pm

Originally posted by nickgusset

Did dialysis machine operators complain that it should be them taking the piss not the government.

Sorry that's obviously political

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 26 Nov 17 6.26pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

And the gynecologists just thought they were all c***s...

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 26 Nov 17 7.40pm

Originally posted by elgrande

And the gynecologists just thought they were all c***s...

Very fanny

 

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.TUX. Flag 26 Nov 17 7.45pm

Originally posted by nickgusset

Very fanny

He's a cunning-linguist.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 26 Nov 17 9.41pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I think some research has been done on personality traits and political loyalties.....I'm not certain about any of it though.

What does seem certain to me is that the more you desire order the more conservative you tend to be. That doesn't necessarily been politically conservative but in many cases will.

I can't remember what the traits for the left were.....probably empathy.

Edited by Stirlingsays (26 Nov 2017 9.42pm)

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 26 Nov 17 9.48pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I think some research has been done on personality traits and political loyalties.....I'm not certain about any of it though.

What does seem certain to me is that the more you desire orders (which must be obeyed) the more conservative you tend to be. That doesn't necessarily been politically conservative but in many cases will.

I can't remember what the traits for the left were....intelligence and empathy.

Edited by Stirlingsays (26 Nov 2017 9.42pm)

EFA

 

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Originally posted by nickgusset

EFA

Erroneous falsified aberrations.

 


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I entirely agree with the OP, it can be incredibly frustrating on these boards. With a few occasional exceptions, everyone seems to see a new thread as the opportunity to bash who they see as the 'enemy'.

Somewtimes I wonder what would persuade someone to switch sides?

Hypothetically, Nick what policy or policies would you see you switch to Conservative or Lib Dems, say? Or Hrolf the other way?

(let's ignore facetioius nonsense such as that your current party disappeared)

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 26 Nov 17 10.57pm

Originally posted by tome

I entirely agree with the OP, it can be incredibly frustrating on these boards. With a few occasional exceptions, everyone seems to see a new thread as the opportunity to bash who they see as the 'enemy'.

Somewtimes I wonder what would persuade someone to switch sides?

Hypothetically, Nick what policy or policies would you see you switch to Conservative or Lib Dems, say? Or Hrolf the other way?

(let's ignore facetioius nonsense such as that your current party disappeared)

I've always espoused pretty much what Labour are saying now for ages. In fact I left the Labour party for years, only returning in the last couple.

I don't think I would ever vote Conservative.

 

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Originally posted by nickgusset

I've always espoused pretty much what Labour are saying now for ages. In fact I left the Labour party for years, only returning in the last couple.

I don't think I would ever vote Conservative.

Just live in their areas.

 


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