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View Dannyh.V2's Profile Dannyh.V2 Flag Stone lickers 19 Dec 18 11.15am Send a Private Message to Dannyh.V2 Add Dannyh.V2 as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 19 Dec 18 12.02pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

A gallant try Tom. It must have been hard but I知 sure you time will come. Ollie痴 Dad, Ash.

 


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View LeeG's Profile LeeG Flag London 19 Dec 18 12.10pm Send a Private Message to LeeG Add LeeG as a friend

As a younger man I知 pretty sure I managed half a dozen on the odd occasion. Now I知 not quite so young I reckon it might be capped at slightly less than that but I知 happy to find out next time my good lady is away for the weekend. Purely in the name of science, of course.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Dec 18 4.15pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I don't think I will boast on this thread.

 


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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 19 Dec 18 4.19pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle

A gallant try Tom. It must have been hard but I知 sure you time will come. Ollie痴 Dad, Ash.


Ash your'e such a pr@ck teaser

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 19 Dec 18 10.38pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

and what visual material did you use to arouse some stimulation ?

the property supplement in the Sunday Times is often very elevating.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 29 Jan 19 1.57pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

To save me scrolling all the way through, what is the official HOL record?

 




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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 29 Jan 19 2.19pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

To save me scrolling all the way through, what is the official HOL record?

Depends on the mood.

Probably 践eaven knows I知 miserable now by The Smiths or anything by Radiohead.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (29 Jan 2019 2.26pm)

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 29 Jan 19 2.35pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Depends on the mood.

Probably 践eaven knows I知 miserable now by The Smiths or anything by Radiohead.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (29 Jan 2019 2.26pm)

Strangely, I've never been inclined to whack off listening to either of those artists. I think the last thing I need when wallowing in guilt and self pity is Thom Yorke painting the scene with his gloom. You need something a bit more uplifting after a sly wangle. Perhaps a bit of S Club 7.

 




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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 29 Jan 19 2.38pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

an appropriate thread to make your COME back

 

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View Lyons550's Profile Lyons550 Flag Shirley 31 Jan 19 12.47pm Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

five or six

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 31 Jan 19 8.47pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Lyons550

five or six

Did you lose count or was one of them contentious?

 




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