Thanks Spider. So they never have the £2-3000 to pay the smugglers to start with and presumably have to ‘earn’ that in the UK so that they can pay them back.
The whole thing is like a game of Top Trumps, where the word ‘asylum’ tops everything else. I’m looking forward to the excuse of an amnesty for those already here, as there doesn’t seem to be any deterrent and that will be the only way to get the official numbers down.

Anybody know how Denmark are getting on with their processing centre in Rwanda?

hats off to palace, they were always gonna be louder, and hate to say it but they were impressive ALL bouncing and singing.

Who was the only person to have ever scored a penalty barefoot against Pat Jennings?

Tony the Tiger in the Frosties advert.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

Royal College of Nursing

It has long been one of my major complaints about the nursing profession that the RCN has raised the bar to entry so high that it rules out loads of people who have the right aptitude for nursing in favour of people who are good at passing exams but don't necessarily have the right aptitude for the job

It's a start teddy, but the NHS is 120.000 short,so we need another 70 .000 odd, let em come ,let em come ,let em come, let em all come down , to the dennnnnn!

A start? Where are they going to live or their kids go to school? Are all these nurses also builders and teachers? 47,000 is the population of Yeovil and that's just Albanians. That we know about.