We did make NES an offer and he effectively refused it by asking for more. Move on

There is too much B******S talked about managers if you have a decent DOF some good scouts and you have experience of different coaches and respect of the players that is all you need, make Scott Dann manager and bring Glenn Murray in as his assistant, job done

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

If it’s that easy how come Lampard (who ticked the boxes you refer to) failed, but Tuchel won the Champions League within a short space of time?

Benitez has a home in Liverpool so easy commute

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

Looks like he is going to Everton £1m per month

That ever reliable media outlet Football Insider states that the Palace board are divided 50/50 on Steve Cooper.

Interesting statistic considering that Palace have a three man board