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Apparantly, Liverpool football club is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion.
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What sort of music should visitors to Stonehenge listen to?
TAXI. Oi, TAXI
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Quote Mr Statto at 08 Feb 2010 4:00pm
What sort of music should visitors to Stonehenge listen to?
TAXI. Oi, TAXI
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As a coach, I personally, I don't see what John Terry's done wrong.
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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 03 Feb 2010 9:42pm
Neil Warnock, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Warnock gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez.
I'm impressed.
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Chris Tarrant asks Wayne Bridge, "For £64,000, what's the colour of Vanessa Perroncel's pubic hair. A. Blonde B. Brunette Wayne replies, "Can i phone a friend"!
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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I had me first cage fight the other day.....................................
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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A woman's dog is drowning in the sea. A passing German tourist dives in, pulls out the dog, resucitates it & saves its life.'Are you a vet' said the woman. 'Vet?' said the German 'Im fukking soaked!'
Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul |
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Got a new job with the Samaritans last week. Tried to phone in sick this morning, and the b******s talked me out of it!
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New Words for 2010 * SALAD DODGER * SWAMP-DONKEY * TESTICULATING * BLAMESTORMING * SEAGULL MANAGER * SALMON DAY * CUBE FARM * PRAIRIE DOGGING * SINBAD * AEROPLANE BLONDE * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE * OH - NO SECOND * GREYHOUND * JOHNNY-NO-STARS * MILLENNIUM DOMES * MONKEY BATH * MYSTERY BUS * TART FUEL * TRAMP STAMP * PICASSO BUM
Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul |
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Where does a baby monkey sleep? In an apricot
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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