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View 87eagle's Profile 87eagle Flag london 10 Dec 09 12.51pm Send a Private Message to 87eagle Add 87eagle as a friend

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

 

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 13 Dec 09 6.42pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

The homeless problem would be solved if the Big Issue had tits in it

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Dec 09 9.42am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

My son is very excited at the new sports teacher joining his school and came home with a letter last week.

The new teacher is a former Chinese gymnastic prodigy who sadly lost a leg in a car crash and had to give up the sport professionally.

Wun Jim Shu joins the staff next week.

 


As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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View Dazzling's Profile Dazzling Flag Sutton 17 Dec 09 9.52am Send a Private Message to Dazzling Add Dazzling as a friend

Marks and Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M & S.

They're right, it would be Chrita.

 

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View asquithd's Profile asquithd Flag Carshalton 17 Dec 09 10.11am Send a Private Message to asquithd Add asquithd as a friend

Why did the manatee's house fall down?

Because there are nar-walls in the ocean.

 


I was there

19/12/2006

My website - it has over 300 free things to do in London - ideal for parents or students, or anyone really
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View TomThePalaceFanatic's Profile TomThePalaceFanatic Flag 17 Dec 09 4.00pm Send a Private Message to TomThePalaceFanatic Add TomThePalaceFanatic as a friend

Been offered eight legs of venison for Christmas for £150. Do you think thats two deer?

 

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 17 Dec 09 6.27pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub ? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you ?'
'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 20 Dec 09 6.35pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

“Do ya know da difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?”
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“A canoe will sometimes tip,”

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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View shaness's Profile shaness Flag Not a million miles from here. 27 Dec 09 2.30pm Send a Private Message to shaness Add shaness as a friend

How do you get a gay man to fvck a woman?


s*** in her c***!

 


I am NOT going to a titty bar with John Inverdale! - Rob Brydon

Just been to a new Japanese/Jewish fusion restaurant. SOSUMI

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Dec 09 1.26pm

Which one is the odd one out.... a shark, a lobster, a crab or a Scouser?

The Shark!
The other 3 pinch like f**k and wear shell suits.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Dec 09 1.28pm

For Sale: Stairlift

Unwanted xmas present!
Call Deirdre Barlow on 01612864263.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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View asianeagle's Profile asianeagle Flag Hampshire 05 Jan 10 8.19pm Send a Private Message to asianeagle Add asianeagle as a friend

What has 4 legs and goes "Boo" ?

A cow with a cold

 


Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory

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