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 87eagle  london 10 Dec 09 12.51pm |
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being out standing in his field.
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 13 Dec 09 6.42pm |
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The homeless problem would be solved if the Big Issue had tits in it
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Dec 09 9.42am |
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My son is very excited at the new sports teacher joining his school and came home with a letter last week. The new teacher is a former Chinese gymnastic prodigy who sadly lost a leg in a car crash and had to give up the sport professionally. Wun Jim Shu joins the staff next week.
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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| Dazzling Sutton 17 Dec 09 9.52am |
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Marks and Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M & S. They're right, it would be Chrita.
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| asquithd Carshalton 17 Dec 09 10.11am |
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Why did the manatee's house fall down? Because there are nar-walls in the ocean.
I was there 19/12/2006 My website - it has over 300 free things to do in London - ideal for parents or students, or anyone really |
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| TomThePalaceFanatic 17 Dec 09 4.00pm |
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Been offered eight legs of venison for Christmas for £150. Do you think thats two deer?
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 17 Dec 09 6.27pm |
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Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub ? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 20 Dec 09 6.35pm |
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“Do ya know da difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?”
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| shaness Not a million miles from here. 27 Dec 09 2.30pm |
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How do you get a gay man to fvck a woman?
I am NOT going to a titty bar with John Inverdale! - Rob Brydon Just been to a new Japanese/Jewish fusion restaurant. SOSUMI |
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Dec 09 1.26pm |
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Which one is the odd one out.... a shark, a lobster, a crab or a Scouser? The Shark!
I know you are but what am I? |
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Dec 09 1.28pm |
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For Sale: Stairlift Unwanted xmas present!
I know you are but what am I? |
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| asianeagle Hampshire 05 Jan 10 8.19pm |
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What has 4 legs and goes "Boo" ? A cow with a cold
Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory |
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