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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 08 Jan 10 11.37am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left him.

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 08 Jan 10 11.39am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Why are so many people named Smith in the phone book?

Because they have phones.

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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jelholyoake Flag 09 Jan 10 9.59am

Fatastic, i've just discovered Twitter.

It's the area between my girlfriends tw4t and her sh1tter.

 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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View Deleagle's Profile Deleagle Flag "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 09 Jan 10 8.39pm Send a Private Message to Deleagle Add Deleagle as a friend

It's been so cold up North that scousers have been seen with their hands in THEIR pockets!!

 


What can this strange device be?
When I touch it it gives forth a sound.



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View Deleagle's Profile Deleagle Flag "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 09 Jan 10 9.36pm Send a Private Message to Deleagle Add Deleagle as a friend

Should be easy to discover which premiership manager was caught visiting a brothel.

If he paid for an hour but then demanded 68 minutes it's Fergie!

If the girl got undressed but he didn't see it then it's Wenger!

If he didn't pay the VAT then it's 'Arry!

If he didn't perform but said he would guarantee a better performance next time then it's Rafa!

If he got it up but it went down quickly, it's McCarthy!

If he paid for the cheapest girl and said it was a bargain, it's Moyes!

And if he paid a fortune but left early , it's Hughes!

 


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When I touch it it gives forth a sound.



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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 09 Jan 10 9.46pm

Quote Deleagle at 09 Jan 2010 8:39pm

It's been so cold up North that scousers have been seen with their hands in THEIR pockets!!


 


I know you are but what am I?

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View Old Chap's Profile Old Chap Flag Orpington 13 Jan 10 2.56pm Send a Private Message to Old Chap Add Old Chap as a friend

Old man back from Thailand with his new Thai bride

Lying in bed, the Thai bride is playing with his manhood, slowly up and down, and the old boy says "You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back."

The bride replied, "Not really, I just miss mine."

 


Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?

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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 15 Jan 10 11.07am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 15 Jan 10 11.15am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 15 Jan 10 11.16am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

What do you call a Gorilla wearing ear-muffs?

Whatever you like, he can't hear you!

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 19 Jan 10 12.14am Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

Virgin Rail have decided to start sponsoring Liverpool football club.
The company think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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View Deleagle's Profile Deleagle Flag "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 20 Jan 10 9.49pm Send a Private Message to Deleagle Add Deleagle as a friend

Man on holiday in Belgium decides to go to the local whore house for a shag.

A few weeks after he returned he noticed a green lump growing on his helmet so he went to the doctor who told him not to worry as it was "just a Brothel sprout"!

I,m outa here

 


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When I touch it it gives forth a sound.



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