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eagleeye The dark side 08 Jul 08 12.15pm | |
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> > Guido the Italian Lover
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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monkey Sittingbourne 16 Jul 08 4.09pm | |
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I went Into a public toilet the other day to have a number two,well I just sat on the throne and I had this spooky feeling that I'd been there before...........I think it was a touch of de-ja-poo
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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 16 Jul 08 8.17pm | |
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Quote monkey at 16 Jul 2008 4:09pm
I went Into a public toilet the other day to have a number two,well I just sat on the throne and I had this spooky feeling that I'd been there before...........I think it was a touch of de-ja-poo
I know you are but what am I? |
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eagleeye The dark side 17 Jul 08 10.58am | |
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A blonde gets home early from shopping, and hears strange noises, coming
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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monkey Sittingbourne 18 Jul 08 2.13pm | |
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I've got this mate who's an Owl,last week he told me he was getting married,I couldn't believe it,I said-"you twit,to who?"
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eagleeye The dark side 21 Jul 08 1.32pm | |
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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Palace Geezer Empire Made 21 Jul 08 4.50pm | |
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WIFE FROM HELL
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. |
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Johnny Eagles berlin 24 Jul 08 8.50am | |
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I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.'
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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neagle Ingleby Barwick 24 Jul 08 9.38am | |
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I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks.
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Jonathan West Hampstead 24 Jul 08 2.22pm | |
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug!
19/12/06 |
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monkey Sittingbourne 24 Jul 08 4.01pm | |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 24 Jul 2008 8:50am
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.'
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 25 Jul 08 4.39pm | |
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I bought a 'bedroom secrets' book the other day called 'How to Hug' Turns out it was Volume 12 of the Oxford Dictionary!
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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