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Why do you recite at a play, and play at a recital ?
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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Did you hear about the guy that though Man united was a subdivision of the gay pride movement ?
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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What do you call a female clown?
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2 Gays Rupert & Cecil are lying in bed together when Rupert starts rubbing vaseline into his chest, Cecil said what are you doing? Rupert said i read in a gay magazine that vaseline stimulates hair growth and i want a hairy chest. Cecil said don`t be so fcuking stupid if that was true i`d have a ponytail sticking out my a**e
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Very good everyone. Jake, once again, way too clever for this thread! But I love 'em!
I know you are but what am I? |
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Why does Nigel Benn not own a playstation? Because he's an ex-boxer
As Danny Butterfield wheeled away, arms aloft in celebration of his third goal – an expression of delight and astonishment on his face – a man seated beside me in the stands turned to his young son and told him that he would remember this moment for the rest of his life. I will too. |
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A vicar checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I do hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled?'. The receptionist replies, 'No, it's just the normal stuff, you sick b@stard'
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Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.''Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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Three women:
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
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Way did the heghog cross the road!
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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