Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

Just so you know Becky - I will be using the thought of you as a source of inspiration tomorrow

a case of be careful what you wish for..

when I was (A lot) younger i'd wish I could go for ages, and would find going half a dozen shifts no problem.

now..bleedin hell, its a war of attrition.

Apparantly, womens actually , do not always want hour plus sessions.
no s***, neither do I.

Tom buy one of those repetitive injury, wrist support thingys, lets be careful out there.

and the term is ' a painters radio'-not plaster's

Good luck with that! I hope that you've got a good imagination then, 'cos if you think of me as I really am, you won't even get past the first post.........

unless you are some sort of overweightggilf pervert

On that all important fourth one....when the will is flagging...... perhaps the ultras will agree to come around to your flat and give you some loud and proud support to get you over the line.