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View Glazier#1's Profile Glazier#1 Flag 15 Feb 22 9.48pm Send a Private Message to Glazier#1 Add Glazier#1 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

The old ones are the best

Try telling my wife that

 

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 15 Feb 22 10.59pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Glazier#1

Try telling my wife that

I have

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 12.03am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Spiderman

I have

Me too

 

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View HeathMan's Profile HeathMan Flag Purley 16 Feb 22 8.12am Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Is no wife safe?

 

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View Glazier#1's Profile Glazier#1 Flag 16 Feb 22 8.29am Send a Private Message to Glazier#1 Add Glazier#1 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Me too

Let's hope she had her hearing aids in when you told her.

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 11.10am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Glazier#1

Let's hope she had her hearing aids in when you told her.

I wasnít really bothered whether she could hear me or not

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 11.11am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

My dating agency business for chickens has hit hard times.

It's been difficult making hens meet.

 

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 16 Feb 22 11.29am Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Glazier#1

Let's hope she had her hearing aids in when you told her.

Pardon

 

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View Glazier#1's Profile Glazier#1 Flag 16 Feb 22 11.43am Send a Private Message to Glazier#1 Add Glazier#1 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

I wasnít really bothered whether she could hear me or not

More bothered about getting your zimmer frame out of the way.

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 12.37pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Glazier#1

More bothered about getting your zimmer frame out of the way.

Thatís true, but it wouldíve been the best 30 seconds of her life

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 22 3.35pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Thatís true, but it wouldíve been the best 30 seconds of her life

30 seconds ? Were you going to do it twice, then ?

 


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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 4.30pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

30 seconds ? Were you going to do it twice, then ?

Thatís including foreplay though

 

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