With Owen Coyle as assistant

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

Jeez, if the sum total of our ambition turned out to be a bloke who hasn't managed a club for five years we might as well ask to be relegated to the Championship now and save ourselves nine months of misery.

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

I say this every time we need a manager and I know it will never happen, but god would I love Martin O'Neill to manage us.....even if it meant he brought Roy Keane with him.

Application rejected saying they would "Keep me on file".
Don't think they liked the bit about my penchant for training with old brown balls with laces in them.

The Newcastle players live in some lovely areas up there and play before crowds in excess of 50,000.

Omce you have finished both great works, can you please summarise in not more than 30 words? (And no long fancy ones). Or just "actually bit boring" if it is. Appreciated. Thanks.

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.