Just been for a dog walk with my mrs and kids , ended up in our local. On tap, Asahi, Guineas cold, peroni, Amstel, Aspel, mean time , hop house and I don’t pay attention to the bitter, but saw doom bar.
That’s a decent line up, something for everyone , apart from tea totalers .

Oh dear i had a few oversleeps on trains home when i worked on the sites.
Used to sell tenants extra at victoria station.
I lived on shrublands and three venues ive woken at on parked trains were brighton, horsham and orpington.
Yup those were the days.

Eastbourne takes some doing living in Caterham, but Hastings!

Gatwick, Horsham, Three abridges, Brighton several times, once stuck there all night and straight to work after a can of deodorant and some toothpaste and hair gel. Other times Subway was a life saver. Same in Southampton. Couldn’t get places to stay. Tried to sleep in a car park in line with the heater up in the ceiling. Woke up on the bottom deck in Stockwell bus station the morning after a Palace game. Woke up on which deck I can’t remember at The Elephant and Castle on a Friday night. Unsurprisingly my designer scarf gone and a few things in my bag. A grass verge in SW London.

COYP

I have woken up across someones picket fence all over their dafodils somewhere in south london.
Thinking now it was a large fotball had rolled through it.
But more to the point rudi. I thought you were a straight sensible level headed specimen.
I now realise your as f***ed up as the rest of us.
As in the supermarket scene in only fools.
"Welcome to the firm lennox"

And/or love it
Ffs stupid phone