I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 20 Aug 09 5.02pm |
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I had a letter the other day from a charity on behalf of starving Africans.They wanted my old clothes.
I know you are but what am I? |
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jelholyoake  20 Aug 09 7.58pm |
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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Aug 2009 5:02pm
I had a letter the other day from a charity on behalf of starving Africans.They wanted my old clothes. ha ha, my mates sent me that text!!
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Aug 09 10.04pm |
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I suffer with CDO.It's like OCD except all the letters are in alphabetical order.
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Aug 09 11.10pm |
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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 d1ck1e66 kent 31 Aug 09 11.11am |
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stephen hawkins just rushed to hosiptal with 2 broken legs,broken hip,ribs and arms.went on a date last night and apparently got stood up
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 31 Aug 09 2.20pm |
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "f**k off, you won't bring it back."
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 01 Sep 09 11.28pm |
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G A B N...
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wollongongeagle  wollongong 05 Sep 09 4.39pm |
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An inmate of a mental asylum sexually assaults one of the laundry workers and goes on the run. Headline in newspaper next day: NUT SCREWS WASHER & BOLTS
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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| wollongongeagle wollongong 05 Sep 09 4.43pm |
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After being arrested 3 times within a week for bashing his wife, the copper says to the culprit "Why do you keep hitting her" He says" I suppose it's because I have a 20kg weight advantage, longer reach and better footwork."
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 07 Sep 09 9.49pm |
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I've just got back from the gym.
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| Barcelona Based Fan No longer Barcelona, now living in... 08 Sep 09 2.42pm |
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A woman just gave birth,the Doc comes over and says do you want the good news or the bad news first? The woman says "oh no what's happened to my baby Doc? Please give me the bad news first"! Close to the bone I know but it made me spit my tea out when I heard it. Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (10 Sep 2009 1:46pm)
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 12 Sep 09 6.31pm |
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7 Englishmen and 1 Irishman in a rape line up.The victim walks in.Paddy steps forward and shouts,'That's her,the ungrateful fat f***er!'
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