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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 20 Aug 09 5.02pm

I had a letter the other day from a charity on behalf of starving Africans.They wanted my old clothes.
I'm not sending them any.If they could fit into my clothes,they're certainly not starving!

 


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jelholyoake Flag 20 Aug 09 7.58pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Aug 2009 5:02pm

I had a letter the other day from a charity on behalf of starving Africans.They wanted my old clothes.
I'm not sending them any.If they could fit into my clothes,they're certainly not starving!

ha ha, my mates sent me that text!!


 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Aug 09 10.04pm

I suffer with CDO.It's like OCD except all the letters are in alphabetical order.

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Aug 09 11.10pm

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

 


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View d1ck1e66's Profile d1ck1e66 Flag kent 31 Aug 09 11.11am Send a Private Message to d1ck1e66 Add d1ck1e66 as a friend

stephen hawkins just rushed to hosiptal with 2 broken legs,broken hip,ribs and arms.went on a date last night and apparently got stood up

 

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 31 Aug 09 2.20pm

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "f**k off, you won't bring it back."

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 01 Sep 09 11.28pm

G A B N...
That's BANG out of order!

 


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An inmate of a mental asylum sexually assaults one of the laundry workers and goes on the run. Headline in newspaper next day:

NUT SCREWS WASHER & BOLTS

 


We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

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View wollongongeagle's Profile wollongongeagle Flag wollongong 05 Sep 09 4.43pm Send a Private Message to wollongongeagle Add wollongongeagle as a friend

After being arrested 3 times within a week for bashing his wife, the copper says to the culprit "Why do you keep hitting her" He says" I suppose it's because I have a 20kg weight advantage, longer reach and better footwork."

 


We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 07 Sep 09 9.49pm

I've just got back from the gym.
I only went for an hour though as I started to feel sick. They have this new machine there that does everything............ Kit Kats, Mar bars, Dairy Milk, Snickers.

 


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View Barcelona Based Fan's Profile Barcelona Based Fan Flag No longer Barcelona, now living in... 08 Sep 09 2.42pm Send a Private Message to Barcelona Based Fan Add Barcelona Based Fan as a friend

A woman just gave birth,the Doc comes over and says do you want the good news or the bad news first?

The woman says "oh no what's happened to my baby Doc? Please give me the bad news first"!
"The baby was born Ginger and the good news is that it's dead"!!

Close to the bone I know but it made me spit my tea out when I heard it.

Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (10 Sep 2009 1:46pm)

 


TaxiMark
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 12 Sep 09 6.31pm

7 Englishmen and 1 Irishman in a rape line up.The victim walks in.Paddy steps forward and shouts,'That's her,the ungrateful fat f***er!'

 


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