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View Ulysses's Profile Ulysses 26 May 17 9.27am Send a Private Message to Ulysses Add Ulysses as a friend

Originally posted by dannyh

on hearing a bottom burp, "you smelt it, You dealt it "

"Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime."

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 26 May 17 9.48am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Ulysses

"Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime."

And.... he who denied it, supplied it.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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legaleagle Flag 26 May 17 9.50am

He's/She's not the full quid...

Bent as a nine bob note...

 

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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 26 May 17 9.50am Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

My nan used to say to me. You're the best bioy in the girls school.

That would explain a whole plethora of "things"

 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 26 May 17 9.59am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Hardboiled eggs in a hanky and..
Two little boys fighting under a blanket, both said in reference to a woman's bottom

Hands like coal shovels
Built like a brick s***house

Edited by Michaelawt85 (26 May 2017 10.03am)

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 26 May 17 10.02am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Flightsequence

Do kids still get Peanutted at school? (Tie pulled to a small knot)

Edited by Flightsequence (26 May 2017 9.07am)

Talking about this last night , husband says you could stop the peanutting if you put a 2p coin inside the knot of your tie when tieing it for school.

Son aged 6 then piped up and said my peanuts are under my willy

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 May 17 10.08am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Talking about this last night , husband says you could stop the peanutting if you put a 2p coin inside the knot of your tie when tieing it for school.

Son aged 6 then piped up and said my peanuts are under my willy


Dont hear the word "Frock" used much these days.Or "Scent" as in perfume.

 

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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 26 May 17 10.10am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

T0sser is in decline

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 26 May 17 10.20am Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

Ain't heard anyone called a dipsh*t for a while now

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 May 17 10.22am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Years ago I recall some nice old chap say to a young lad on a train "It's wireless NOT tranny" !

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 26 May 17 11.41am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Talking about this last night , husband says you could stop the peanutting if you put a 2p coin inside the knot of your tie when tieing it for school.

Son aged 6 then piped up and said my peanuts are under my willy

I went out with a girl once - like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 26 May 17 4.18pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

And.... he who denied it, supplied it.

Dogs never smell their own

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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