Oh, I thought it was Sir Roundsound....or was he the loudest?

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

Archie Griffen

Hating Brighton since 1974

There's a new origami channel starting on satellite TV soon. It's available on Sky paper view.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

I had a letter the other day from a charity on behalf of starving Africans.They wanted my old clothes.
I'm not sending them any.If they could fit into my clothes,they're certainly not starving!

I know you are but what am I?

I suffer with CDO.It's like OCD except all the letters are in alphabetical order.

I know you are but what am I?

stephen hawkins just rushed to hosiptal with 2 broken legs,broken hip,ribs and arms.went on a date last night and apparently got stood up

G A B N...
That's BANG out of order!

I know you are but what am I?

After being arrested 3 times within a week for bashing his wife, the copper says to the culprit "Why do you keep hitting her" He says" I suppose it's because I have a 20kg weight advantage, longer reach and better footwork."

We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

A woman just gave birth,the Doc comes over and says do you want the good news or the bad news first?

The woman says "oh no what's happened to my baby Doc? Please give me the bad news first"!
"The baby was born Ginger and the good news is that it's dead"!!

Close to the bone I know but it made me spit my tea out when I heard it.

Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (10 Sep 2009 1:46pm)

TaxiMark
Sheffield Wednesday Fan
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

The Wrong Bitch

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked,

"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat..."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

When I was a lad,mum would send me to the shop with 50p.I could get a chicken,2 pints of milk,a comic,6 eggs and a pair of jeans.
You just can't do that these days.f***ing CCTV cameras!

I know you are but what am I?