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braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 15 Dec 08 4.19pm | |
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but decided to go one worse with this!!!!
Surely it's a bit too soon.
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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miles18 Telford 15 Dec 08 6.10pm | |
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The jokes on here about baby p are disgusting!
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eryr Caerphillydelphia 16 Dec 08 12.24pm | |
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Quote miles18 at 15 Dec 2008 6:10pm
The jokes on here about baby p are disgusting!
Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori "Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts". "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright |
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teejay61 The Cup of Sid 18 Dec 08 10.30am | |
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As the festive season is upon us, please remember that a Doggie is not just for Xmas..........it's a great position all year round
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Uncle Focker 18 Dec 08 3.59pm | |
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I've been emailing/texting a 14 year old girl. She has just told me that she is an undercover copper! How impressive is that...she's only 14!
Gone away |
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 Dec 08 3.18pm | |
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I was at the airport and went up to the desk and asked for a KFC Bargain Bucket. The girl said "No Sir, this is the Check-In desk."
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 Dec 08 3.36pm | |
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I went to see Swan Lake at Covent Garden last week, it all kicked off during the second half. Last time I go to see the Bolshy Ballet.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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The Dogs Dodas Land of The Gargle Blaster (Its ne... 29 Dec 08 5.03pm | |
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....Think of Tommy Cooper when you read this .......... It was a turtle disaster. I said, "No, permanent." I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" -------------------------- Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! ------------------------ I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." --------------------- I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything." I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
He had a photographic memory but it was never developed. |
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 29 Dec 08 10.46pm | |
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Quote The Dogs Dodas at 29 Dec 2008 5:03pm
....Think of Tommy Cooper when you read this ..........
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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ed_the_eagle8 Aldershot 01 Jan 09 7.45pm | |
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My old man works at Tesco and he told me there was an emergency call to the aisle that sells Alphabetti Spaghetti. "What happened Dad" I said
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Johnny Eagles berlin 02 Jan 09 12.59pm | |
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I was in the jungle the other day and I saw a bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, “he’s trying to pull a fast one.”
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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Johnny Eagles berlin 02 Jan 09 1.03pm | |
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I was in Tescos and I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, “are you two an item?”
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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