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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 Pierre  Purley 09 Nov 21 8.38pm |
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They are bringing out a new Bond film to silence the woke brigade.... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders to female, they are calling it...
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Palace Old Geezer  Midhurst 09 Nov 21 9.26pm |
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Originally posted by Pierre
They are bringing out a new Bond film to silence the woke brigade.... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders to female, they are calling it... Very good!
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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| Lawrie Brooks Green (near Horsham) 12 Nov 21 9.24am |
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Breaking news.
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| Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 12 Nov 21 10.36am |
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Bloke sacks his tailor.
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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| chris123 hove actually 12 Nov 21 10.47am |
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A vicar, a priest and a rabbit have invited to donate blood. Nurse is checking blood groups and the confused rabbit says I think I must be a type O.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 12 Nov 21 11.38am |
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Originally posted by Pierre
They are bringing out a new Bond film to silence the woke brigade.... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders to female, they are calling it...
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| CrazyBadger Ware 12 Nov 21 1.27pm |
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Why don't you see Elephants hiding in Trees ? Because they're REALLY good at it.
"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one" |
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| BlueJay UK 14 Nov 21 2.28pm |
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Not a cr@p joke exactly but an amusing situation Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number - [Link]
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| doi209 Fighting for the weak and innocent... 14 Nov 21 5.24pm |
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Originally posted by chris123
A vicar, a priest and a rabbit have invited to donate blood. Nurse is checking blood groups and the confused rabbit says I think I must be a type O. See page 38 !!
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| chris123 hove actually 14 Nov 21 5.35pm |
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Originally posted by doi209
See page 38 !! sorry, didn't see it!!
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| kenners46 sydenham village 16 Nov 21 10.06am |
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In response to all the recent e-mails about our dog: Please be advised, we are really tired of answering questions about our dog..! Yes, he mauled sixteen insulate Britain protesters, nine anti-vaxxers, four wearing masks under their noses, nine teenagers with pants hanging past the top of their ass crack , three uk flag burners and a paedo taxi driver. For the last time… move on.. The dog is not for sale ..!!!
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| BlueJay UK 17 Nov 21 2.06pm |
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I used to really enjoy working in the calendar factory, but I got sacked because I missed a few days.
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