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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 09 Nov 21 8.38pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

They are bringing out a new Bond film to silence the woke brigade.... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders to female, they are calling it...
Cocktopussy

 

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 09 Nov 21 9.26pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Originally posted by Pierre

They are bringing out a new Bond film to silence the woke brigade.... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders to female, they are calling it...
Cocktopussy

Very good!

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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View Lawrie's Profile Lawrie Flag Brooks Green (near Horsham) 12 Nov 21 9.24am Send a Private Message to Lawrie Add Lawrie as a friend

Breaking news.
Sting has been kidnapped.
At the moment, police don’t have a lead.

 

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 12 Nov 21 10.36am Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Bloke sacks his tailor.
Tailor says "Suit yourself".

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 12 Nov 21 10.47am Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

A vicar, a priest and a rabbit have invited to donate blood. Nurse is checking blood groups and the confused rabbit says I think I must be a type O.

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag 12 Nov 21 11.38am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Pierre

They are bringing out a new Bond film to silence the woke brigade.... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders to female, they are calling it...
Cocktopussy

 

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View CrazyBadger's Profile CrazyBadger Flag Ware 12 Nov 21 1.27pm Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

Why don't you see Elephants hiding in Trees ?

Because they're REALLY good at it.

 

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 14 Nov 21 2.28pm Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Not a cr@p joke exactly but an amusing situation

Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number - [Link]

 

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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 14 Nov 21 5.24pm Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

Originally posted by chris123

A vicar, a priest and a rabbit have invited to donate blood. Nurse is checking blood groups and the confused rabbit says I think I must be a type O.

See page 38 !!

 

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 14 Nov 21 5.35pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Originally posted by doi209

See page 38 !!

sorry, didn't see it!!

 

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View kenners46's Profile kenners46 Flag sydenham village 16 Nov 21 10.06am Send a Private Message to kenners46 Add kenners46 as a friend

In response to all the recent e-mails about our dog: Please be advised, we are really tired of answering questions about our dog..!

Yes, he mauled sixteen insulate Britain protesters, nine anti-vaxxers, four wearing masks under their noses, nine teenagers with pants hanging past the top of their ass crack , three uk flag burners and a paedo taxi driver.

For the last time… move on.. The dog is not for sale ..!!!

 

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 17 Nov 21 2.06pm Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

I used to really enjoy working in the calendar factory, but I got sacked because I missed a few days.

 

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