When the preacher was on, I thought I'd accidentally swallowed some acid. WTF?

Haven't been watching the Royal wedding that wally Harry has fallen for an actress doing a Diana impression.

Similarly...I doubt it will go well.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

I enjoyed it.................until it got boring.
Some nice words delivered well but sadly it'll only ever be remembered for being way too long.

Buy Litecoin.

Exactly what we were all thinking. Sexual chocolate.

Forest's take on the Royal Wedding

So Megan’s dad was smeared by the press, and unable to attend. Victim of a fictitious heart operation. A bit like Harry’s dad, the also absent James Hewitt.
The crumbling NHS had been very busy in the past few days, collecting homeless people suffering from mental illness from the camp sites around Windsor. Many international ill visitors were treated, but also interviewed by media correspondents for many hours before the big event.
And when the bride arrived (remember, she already married, in God’s eyes), the dress was the most talked about since the Monica Lewinsky item, which was smeared with some Presidential fluid.
And Uncle Ben stole the show. What a pity Prince Phillip had retired from making blunt public comment. Of course, black slavery was mentioned, and there was some Gospel stuff sung. You have to pander to a wide audience these days, not just your white underclass.
Megan took her marriage vows,…again. And Harry muttered something along the lines of taking her for richer,…or richer. And how the congregation chortled as he muttered the words, “I Will”, in the totally rehearsed and scripted spontaneous humour.
And Pippa’s fat @r5se was nowhere to be seen, coz Harry’s been there,…done that.

Then off to the state-funded celebrations, costing all of us a fortune.
Never mind,.Megan does a bit for charidee, you know.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 May 2018 3.16pm)

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"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Thought he was great, if only more religious people were like him it would be more interesting....ok he was a bit long winded but it was fun, proper preacher. Just wished hed finished with 'everybody say Amen"
Apparently the royals paid for it all so no problems there either..