Forest's take on the Royal Wedding

So Megan’s dad was smeared by the press, and unable to attend. Victim of a fictitious heart operation. A bit like Harry’s dad, the also absent James Hewitt.
The crumbling NHS had been very busy in the past few days, collecting homeless people suffering from mental illness from the camp sites around Windsor. Many international ill visitors were treated, but also interviewed by media correspondents for many hours before the big event.
And when the bride arrived (remember, she already married, in God’s eyes), the dress was the most talked about since the Monica Lewinsky item, which was smeared with some Presidential fluid.
And Uncle Ben stole the show. What a pity Prince Phillip had retired from making blunt public comment. Of course, black slavery was mentioned, and there was some Gospel stuff sung. You have to pander to a wide audience these days, not just your white underclass.
Megan took her marriage vows,…again. And Harry muttered something along the lines of taking her for richer,…or richer. And how the congregation chortled as he muttered the words, “I Will”, in the totally rehearsed and scripted spontaneous humour.
And Pippa’s fat @r5se was nowhere to be seen, coz Harry’s been there,…done that.

Then off to the state-funded celebrations, costing all of us a fortune.
Never mind,.Megan does a bit for charidee, you know.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 May 2018 3.16pm)

Forest's take on the Royal Wedding

So Megan’s dad was smeared by the press, and unable to attend. Victim of a fictitious heart operation. A bit like Harry’s dad, the also absent James Hewitt.
The crumbling NHS had been very busy in the past few days, collecting homeless people suffering from mental illness from the camp sites around Windsor. Many international ill visitors were treated, but also interviewed by media correspondents for many hours before the big event.
And when the bride arrived (remember, she already married, in God’s eyes), the dress was the most talked about since the Monica Lewinsky item, which was smeared with some Presidential fluid.
And Uncle Ben stole the show. What a pity Prince Phillip had retired from making blunt public comment. Of course, black slavery was mentioned, and there was some Gospel stuff sung. You have to pander to a wide audience these days, not just your white underclass.
Megan took her marriage vows,…again. And Harry muttered something along the lines of taking her for richer,…or richer. And how the congregation chortled as he muttered the words, “I Will”, in the totally rehearsed and scripted spontaneous humour.
And Pippa’s fat @r5se was nowhere to be seen, coz Harry’s been there,…done that.

Then off to the state-funded celebrations, costing all of us a fortune.
Never mind,.Megan does a bit for charidee, you know.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 May 2018 3.16pm)

Loved it. Champagne breakfast. Me , my Mrs and the kids all had royal masks on, bit of bunting. Watched it all the way through.loved it. Even the preacher that was like a stevie wonder Grammy speech.
When it finished , kids in the paddling pool, few beers. Cup final then Warrington v Selby.
Great Saturday.

It isn't proven or disproven.

Diana threw it about just as much as Charles did.

Personally I'd say it's 70/30 against.....as I'd be amazed if the Royal House hadn't taken a DNA sample very early on.

Then again, nothing surprises me in this ridiculous world.

Warrington v Selby? Great?

It isn't proven or disproven.

Diana threw it about just as much as Charles did.

Personally I'd say it's 70/30 against.....as I'd be amazed if the Royal House hadn't taken a DNA sample very early on.

Then again, nothing surprises me in this ridiculous world.