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Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

 


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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 17 Dec 18 7.35pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

Physically possible, absolutely. But I reckon youíll be a broken, weary and slightly chafed man by the end of the day. Best of British.

 


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Originally posted by the.universal

Physically possible, absolutely. But I reckon youíll be a broken, weary and slightly chafed man by the end of the day. Best of British.

Thanks mate - appreciate your support

 


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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.42pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Thanks mate - appreciate your support

Do be careful of RSI at your age Tom

 

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Just remember Tom, if successful, we donít need video evidence, weíll take your word for it

Edited by monkey (17 Dec 2018 7.43pm)

 

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Originally posted by monkey

Just remember Tom, if successful, we donít need video evidence, weíll take your word for it

Edited by monkey (17 Dec 2018 7.43pm)

Honestly, i don't mind supplying evidence..

 


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Originally posted by Mapletree

Do be careful of RSI at your age Tom

Thanks Maple - the voice of experience

 


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Tawny Flag Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.46pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

I've never heard it called that before :-D

 

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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 17 Dec 18 7.48pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

I feel like someone should reference a plastererís radio at some point. So, thatís got that one out of the way.

Also, probably best to limit your ambitions on exactly how much decorating you will get done.

 


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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

Since it's not a scientific experiment under controlled conditions, into General Talk it goes!

 

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On that all important fourth one....when the will is flagging...... perhaps the ultras will agree to come around to your flat and give you some loud and proud support to get you over the line.

 

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Thanks for your support guys.

Am now wondering if I should be looking at some kind of sponsorship. Maybe a charity w@nk?

Could call it a w@ankathon.

Might email Parish and see if he want to get some of the players involved.

 


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