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matt_himself Matataland 23 Feb 17 1.31pm | |
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Having a good farting session after your wife has left for an early shift.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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paperhat croydon 23 Feb 17 1.35pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Your really selling it to me.. you want to see what happens when the moustachioed (sp) plumber turns up to fix the pipes....
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Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 23 Feb 17 1.44pm | |
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I don't get to do it often since I moved to the USA, but love it when I can crush under foot those Pie/ Mr Kiplings / Steak & Kidney Foil things ...
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 23 Feb 17 1.51pm | |
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Originally posted by paperhat
you want to see what happens when the moustachioed (sp) plumber turns up to fix the pipes.... I open the door, mentally think what a prick he looks with said moustache. Try not to call him Mario , if he doesn't spend all his time going out to the van / on his phone etc I will offer a hot beverage and then off he goes. Then several expletives will follow as I clear up the bloody mess he's no doubt left. I know ... I have left you disappointed
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.TUX. 23 Feb 17 2.17pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I open the door, mentally think what a prick he looks with said moustache. Try not to call him Mario , if he doesn't spend all his time going out to the van / on his phone etc I will offer a hot beverage and then off he goes. Then several expletives will follow as I clear up the bloody mess he's no doubt left. I know ... I have left you disappointed ............along with the plumber
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 5.44pm | |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Having a good farting session after your wife has left for an early shift. Giving the wife the 'Dutch oven'
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Part Time James 24 Feb 17 12.02pm | |
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When you have to make a "grown up" call to an electricity supplier for example and they are engaged so you have a valid excuse to send them an email and not have to talk to a real person.
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 24 Feb 17 6.02pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
When you have to make a "grown up" call to an electricity supplier for example and they are engaged so you have a valid excuse to send them an email and not have to talk to a real person. emails are our friend.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 25 Feb 17 12.29am | |
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A pet/partner spontaneously snuggling up to you, without the need for rhohypnol A log fire
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 25 Feb 17 12.36am | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
Giving the wife the 'Dutch oven' Or alternatively, letting a "silent, but violent" one out in the car, and watching the disgust on the face of your passenger as they frantically try to open the window , whilst supressing the need to puke.
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paperhat croydon 27 Feb 17 6.04pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Or alternatively, letting a "silent, but violent" one out in the car, and watching the disgust on the face of your passenger as they frantically try to open the window , whilst supressing the need to puke. ...as you nonchalantly click down on the window lock button.....
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Part Time James 03 Mar 17 1.15pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
A pet/partner spontaneously snuggling up to you, without the need for rhohypnol A log fire
Hmm, not sure about this one. I hate Lisa Kudrow.
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