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Haynesy44 Crawley 20 Sep 12 2.24pm
Mary had a little skirt, a slit right up the back And every time she wore the skirt the boys could see her crack Mary had another skirt, a slit right up the front But she didn't wear that one We are the red & blue army!
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Haynesy44

Crawley 20 Sep 12 2.24pm

Mary had a little skirt, a slit right up the back
And every time she wore the skirt the boys could see her crack

Mary had another skirt, a slit right up the front
But she didn't wear that one

We are the red & blue army!

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wollongongeagle wollongong 27 Sep 12 11.48am
Police made a public appeal today for any information that may lead to the apprehension of an Ecstasy manufacturing ring, which is using Wrigleys packaging as a cover for distribution in the Pontefract region. Chief Constable Albert Bucklethwaite of the West Yorkshire Police said it's a clear case of 'Eee by gum.' We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!
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wollongong 27 Sep 12 11.48am

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Police made a public appeal today for any information that may lead to the apprehension of an Ecstasy manufacturing ring, which is using Wrigleys packaging as a cover for distribution in the Pontefract region.

Chief Constable Albert Bucklethwaite of the West Yorkshire Police said it's a clear case of 'Eee by gum.'

We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

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Herewegoagain East Sussex 28 Sep 12 12.00pm
Schoolgirl Megan Stammers and her teacher have been spotted drinking at a bar in France. He was necking Glenfiddich while she was swallowing Teachers !!!!!!!
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East Sussex 28 Sep 12 12.00pm

Schoolgirl Megan Stammers and her teacher have been spotted drinking at a bar in France.
He was necking Glenfiddich while she was swallowing Teachers !!!!!!!

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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 01 Oct 12 11.21pm
Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Billy says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . . " And you, Nancy?" "I wanna be Little Billy's bitch!" Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!
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Palacetinian

Surrey Fam 01 Oct 12 11.21pm

Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Billy says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . . "

And you, Nancy?"

"I wanna be Little Billy's bitch!"

Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!

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since1953 Maidenhead 01 Oct 12 11.38pm
Two gay cowboys in a tent First Cowboy - Yup? Second Cowboy - Yup
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Maidenhead 01 Oct 12 11.38pm

Two gay cowboys in a tent
First Cowboy - Yup?
Second Cowboy - Yup

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Bin Liner London , Southfields 16 Oct 12 12.15pm
Alan Pardew has told his players to forget about the Wonga shirt sponsor deal and just go out and give 4040% in thier next game. Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly
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Bin Liner

London , Southfields 16 Oct 12 12.15pm

Alan Pardew has told his players to forget about the Wonga shirt sponsor deal and just go out and give 4040% in thier next game.

Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound

Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly

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teejay61 The Cup of Sid 22 Oct 12 1.24pm
Viagara have released a new tablet called Viagara 007 It doesn't make you any harder, it just makes you Roger Moore Supporting the mighty CPFC since September 1971
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teejay61

The Cup of Sid 22 Oct 12 1.24pm

Viagara have released a new tablet called Viagara 007

It doesn't make you any harder, it just makes you Roger Moore

Supporting the mighty CPFC since September 1971

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rednblueblood 27 Oct 12 10.51pm
q.p.r. In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 27 Oct 12 10.51pm

q.p.r.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 29 Oct 12 9.12pm
What have New York and Danny Zuko got in common? They were both f*ed by Sandy!! Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!**
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Palacetinian

Surrey Fam 29 Oct 12 9.12pm

What have New York and Danny Zuko got in common?

They were both f***ed by Sandy!!

Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!

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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 30 Oct 12 9.15am
I wish everyone would lay off Jimmy Saville. He was really nice to me. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded. Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!
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Palacetinian

Surrey Fam 30 Oct 12 9.15am

I wish everyone would lay off Jimmy Saville. He was really nice to me. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!

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Catfish Burgess Hill 12 Nov 12 7.11pm
A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, "We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together." "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam." "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah ho Akbar! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!" "What about different positions?" asks the man. "No problem," says the Mullah. "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the Mullah, wide eyed "Go for it!” "Doggy style?" "Sure, sure!” he pants. "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes!" "Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey a side order of melted chocolate and a p***. video?" "You may indeed." "Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to dancing." Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial
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Burgess Hill 12 Nov 12 7.11pm

A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, "We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah ho Akbar! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah, wide eyed "Go for it!”
"Doggy style?"
"Sure, sure!” he pants.
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey a side order of melted chocolate and a p***. video?"
"You may indeed."
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No." says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing."

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

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Bin Liner London , Southfields 12 Nov 12 7.20pm
Dear Noel Edmonds; Give me £100k or I will say you w/anked me off on Swap Shop, Deal or no deal? Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly
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Bin Liner

London , Southfields 12 Nov 12 7.20pm

Dear Noel Edmonds;
Give me £100k or I will say you w/anked me off on Swap Shop, Deal or no deal?

Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound

Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly

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