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View mooro's Profile mooro Flag Dino's Bar and Grill 26 Sep 20 8.36am Send a Private Message to mooro Add mooro as a friend

I remember as a child playing on wasteland with my mates, rolling down the hill in an old rubber tyre.
Ahh they were Good years.......

 


The Watchmaker keeps to his schemes
The hours tick away, they tick away

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 27 Sep 20 10.36pm Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Originally posted by mooro

I remember as a child playing on wasteland with my mates, rolling down the hill in an old rubber tyre.
Ahh they were Good years.......

 

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View BudgiesBeak's Profile BudgiesBeak Flag London 29 Sep 20 1.53pm Send a Private Message to BudgiesBeak Add BudgiesBeak as a friend

A girl walked up to the bar and said "I'd like a double entendre, please".
So the barman gave her one.

 

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag Oxley, Arkansas 29 Sep 20 10.16pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!

 


God looked down and said "things are bad,I need to give the world an enema,..now where exactly is Liverpool ? "

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 07 Oct 20 4.11pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

"Nellie the Elephant, I've just heard you've got Covid 19. Where do you think you got it?"

Nellie: "Trump Trump Trump"

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag Oxley, Arkansas 07 Oct 20 9.42pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

The BBC have just announced that news reader George Alagiah will be replaced by naturalist Sir David Attenborough.The new program will be called "The Gnus at six"

 


God looked down and said "things are bad,I need to give the world an enema,..now where exactly is Liverpool ? "

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View Zimeagle's Profile Zimeagle Flag Harare 24 Oct 20 10.51am Send a Private Message to Zimeagle Add Zimeagle as a friend

People said I'd be no good at poetry because of my dyslexia........but I've made 3 jugs and a vase so far, and I think they're pretty good...

 

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View BudgiesBeak's Profile BudgiesBeak Flag London 12 Nov 20 5.25pm Send a Private Message to BudgiesBeak Add BudgiesBeak as a friend

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots but never hits, the other hoots ....

 

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View Zimeagle's Profile Zimeagle Flag Harare 15 Nov 20 1.28pm Send a Private Message to Zimeagle Add Zimeagle as a friend

Bono and Edge walk into a bar....
and the bartender says...
'Not U2 again!'

 

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View BudgiesBeak's Profile BudgiesBeak Flag London 24 Dec 20 10.44am Send a Private Message to BudgiesBeak Add BudgiesBeak as a friend

I just called B&Q and asked them how big the queue was. The guy said "About 6ft tall... the same size as the B".

 

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View Zimeagle's Profile Zimeagle Flag Harare 25 Dec 20 11.34am Send a Private Message to Zimeagle Add Zimeagle as a friend

I bought an Advent Calendar for Jehovah's Witnesses....
Every time you open a door someone tells you to piss off.

 

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View sitdownstandup's Profile sitdownstandup Flag 27 Dec 20 8.24am Send a Private Message to sitdownstandup Add sitdownstandup as a friend

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...
The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

 


Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping.

Hubert Reeves

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