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View BudgiesBeak's Profile BudgiesBeak Flag London 04 Jun 21 10.27am Send a Private Message to BudgiesBeak Add BudgiesBeak as a friend

My feet were sore, so I went to the doctor.
The doctor looked at them and said "Gout".
So I said "Why? I've only just got here!"

 

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 04 Jun 21 10.43am Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Why did the Cantaloupe jump in the lake?
Wanted to be a Water Melon.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 04 Jun 21 10.45am Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

Why did the Cantaloupe jump in the lake?
Wanted to be a Water Melon.

Still at least you can get out more now POG

 

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 04 Jun 21 10.52am Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Originally posted by Spiderman

Still at least you can get out more now POG

Not yet Spider, it's still raining. In the words of Thomas Crown - "What else is there to do etc etc".

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 15 Jun 21 5.18pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

Christian Eriksen has been told by doctors that he cannot play football at the highest level anymore.
However a move back to Spurs is a strong possibility.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 19 Jun 21 11.56am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

This made me laugh poor Sir Keir

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One more point

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