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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? His wife's dead.
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What will Postman Pat be called when he retires? Pat. What will Postman Pat be called when he retired abroad? Ex-Pat.
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There's this Marxist I know, he only ever drinks herbal tea. When I asked him why, he said, "Property is theft."
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Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, "One with everything."
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Why do dogs run to the door when the door bell goes and it is never,ever for them?
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Three cheers for rap music..
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A hooker promised to me that she was female. It didn't feel like it.
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The thing that Nick Griffin hated the most about being egged was that they didn't separate the whites.
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On his deathbed, my Grandad gave me some sound advice. He said, "it's worth spending money on good speakers."
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I was in a shop this morning when a dwarf got pickpocketed. I thought, "how can anyone stoop so low?"
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How many Tectonic plates does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
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What do you get if you cross a big passenger plane with an accountant?
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