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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 29 May 09 3.09pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife's dead.

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 29 May 09 3.10pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

What will Postman Pat be called when he retires?

Pat.

What will Postman Pat be called when he retired abroad?

Ex-Pat.

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 29 May 09 3.12pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

There's this Marxist I know, he only ever drinks herbal tea.

When I asked him why, he said, "Property is theft."

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 29 May 09 3.12pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, "One with everything."

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 05 Jun 09 12.14am

Why do dogs run to the door when the door bell goes and it is never,ever for them?

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 13 Jun 09 12.42am

Three cheers for rap music..
Hip hop.....

 


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View Cpfcfly's Profile Cpfcfly Flag Horsham 15 Jun 09 4.38pm Send a Private Message to Cpfcfly Add Cpfcfly as a friend

A hooker promised to me that she was female.

It didn't feel like it.

 

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View Cookie The Eagle's Profile Cookie The Eagle Flag Norfolk in Chance 15 Jun 09 8.32pm Send a Private Message to Cookie The Eagle Add Cookie The Eagle as a friend

The thing that Nick Griffin hated the most about being egged was that they didn't separate the whites.

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 16 Jun 09 10.47am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

On his deathbed, my Grandad gave me some sound advice.

He said, "it's worth spending money on good speakers."

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 16 Jun 09 10.50am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

I was in a shop this morning when a dwarf got pickpocketed. I thought, "how can anyone stoop so low?"

 


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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Jun 09 4.00pm

How many Tectonic plates does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 16 Jun 09 7.03pm

What do you get if you cross a big passenger plane with an accountant?
A boring 747.

 


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